posted September 21, 2006 12:29 PM         

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands  free speaker-function and begins to talk.

 Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

 WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:  "Yes."

 WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy  it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

 WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and  saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

 WOMAN: "$90,000."

 MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

 WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

 MAN: "Bye!  I love you, too."

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths  agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"