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posted October 14, 2006 07:35 PM         

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How do Monsters Predict the future?

They Read there Horrorscope!!!!

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posted October 14, 2006 08:27 PM         

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Why didn't the Skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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posted October 15, 2006 12:09 PM         

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Hehehehehehe...

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

Ice scream

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posted October 15, 2006 12:29 PM         

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What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

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The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it - Albert Einstein

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posted October 15, 2006 01:04 PM         

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-Knock, knock...

-who's there?

-Boo.

-Boo who?

-Please don't cry, it was only a joke.........

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posted October 15, 2006 01:38 PM         

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This is a fun thread, Blue

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

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posted October 15, 2006 02:34 PM         

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I want to be an Egyptian this halloween! But I know I won't be going anywhere considering we don't do anything for Halloween here in the Bible belt... lol

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posted October 15, 2006 03:02 PM         

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::::-Knock, knock...
-who's there?

-Boo.

-Boo who?

-Please don't cry, it was only a joke.........

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posted October 16, 2006 09:35 AM         

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Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

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The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it - Albert Einstein

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posted October 16, 2006 02:17 PM         

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posted October 16, 2006 06:08 PM         

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Haha

Cool pic Blue....who is that cute little fella...

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posted October 19, 2006 03:02 PM         

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I like this costume

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posted October 19, 2006 04:47 PM         

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the Other side?

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posted October 19, 2006 05:30 PM         

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posted October 20, 2006 09:06 AM         

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posted October 25, 2006 02:23 PM         

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Only a few days left!!!

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posted October 25, 2006 06:41 PM         

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Happy Samhain everyone!

http://www.celticspirit.org/samhain.htm

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posted October 26, 2006 09:16 AM         

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Mummy Jokes Mummy Jokes
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q: Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
.A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can dig up !

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !

Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
A: The Dead Sea !

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ?
A: Because their daddies were mummies !

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posted October 28, 2006 06:45 AM         

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posted October 29, 2006 06:43 PM         

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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posted October 30, 2006 07:31 AM         

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^ here come the nightmares

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posted October 30, 2006 07:09 PM         

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