Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted October 19, 2006 03:43 PM         

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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
“No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh!t?"

"Life is not about the breaths you take, it's about the moments that take your breath away"

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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005

posted October 19, 2006 06:28 PM         

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Funny Stuff, Zala!!!

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posted October 19, 2006 11:10 PM         

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From: Ontario Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted October 20, 2006 01:46 AM         

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Ain't that the truth!
hahahahaha.

Well, some of it, anyway.....

Go have fun and enjoy your birthday, babe!

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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
Registered: Jun 2003

posted October 20, 2006 01:27 PM         

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LOL

I love this guy

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