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Topic: Halloween costume
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Kamilla
Knowflake Posts: 860
From: NJ USA
Registered: Apr 2006
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posted October 24, 2006 04:04 PM
 
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note.
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says:
"Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long
robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look
the part." Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint. The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads:
"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a$$ and go as a Candy Apple!"
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libraschoice7
Knowflake Posts: 1976
From: Arizona
Registered: Jul 2006
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posted October 24, 2006 04:07 PM
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Bluemoon
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From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted October 24, 2006 06:39 PM
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aqua inferno
Knowflake Posts: 1106
From: hopping about Europe
Registered: Oct 2006
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posted October 30, 2006 07:29 AM
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aka WaterNymph
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posted October 30, 2006 08:50 AM
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"WHATEVER the soul longs for, WILL be attained by the spirit"-Khalil Gibran "The only people I would care to be with now are artists and people who have suffered: those who know what beauty is, and those who know what sorrow is: nobody else interests me."-- Oscar Wilde-- "De Profundis" IP: Logged |
sue g
Knowflake Posts: 8591
From: former land of the leprechaun
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted October 30, 2006 10:06 AM
lol
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 Thanks K...very funny !!! IP: Logged |
themysteryclub
Knowflake Posts: 320
From: United States of America
Registered: Nov 2005
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posted October 30, 2006 07:06 PM
lol 
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Dulce Luna
Knowflake Posts: 4598
From: The Asylum
Registered: Mar 2006
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posted October 30, 2006 07:42 PM
This was the Joke they told the other week on the radio. They always tell a dirty joke every week but the catch is that you have call in the radio station for the punch line. I'm soo lazy that I never call in to radio stations....so I never heard the punchline to this joke. Let me say that I'm ROTF right now IP: Logged |
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