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libraschoice7
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posted December 20, 2006 04:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message
A friend just e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share it...

When Jane met Tarzan

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for?!"

Tarzan replied, "I check for squirrel."

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virgotaurustaurus
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From: upstate NY, USA
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posted December 20, 2006 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for virgotaurustaurus     Edit/Delete Message
HAHAHAAHA!!!

I love this!

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Yang
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posted December 21, 2006 09:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yang     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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sue g
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From: former land of the leprechaun
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posted December 21, 2006 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sue g     Edit/Delete Message
Ouch!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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