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CAPRICORN (DEC22-JAN20) YOU ARE CONSSERVATIVE AND AFRAID OF TAKING RISKS. YOU ARE BASICALLY CHICKEN **** . THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CAPRICORN
OF ANY IMPORTANTANCE. YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF!
AQUARIUS (JAN21-FEB18) YOU HAVE AN INVENTIVE MIND AND ARE INCLINED TO
BE PROGRESSIVE. YOU LIE A GREAT DEAL. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU ARE
INCLINED TO BE CARELESS AND IMPRACTICAL CAUSING YOU TO MAKE THE SAME
MISTAKES REPEATEDLY. EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE A ******* JERK.
PISCES (FEB19-MAR20) YOU HAVE A VIVID IMAGINATION AND OFTEN THINK YOUR
BEING FOLLOWED BY THE F.B.I. OR THE C.I.A. YOU HAVE A MINOR INFLUENCE
OVER YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE RESENT YOU FOR FLAUNTING YOUR POWER. YOU
LACK CONFI- DENCE AND ARE GENERALLY A COWARD. PISCES PEOPLE SCREW SMALL
ANIMALS AND PICK THEIR NOSES ALOT.
ARIES (MAR21-APRIL19) YOU ARE THE PIONEER TYPE AND HOLD MOST PEOPLE IN
CONTEMPT. YOU ARE QUICK TEMPERED, IMPATIENT, AND SCORNFUL OF ADVICE.
YOU ARE A PRICK.
TAURUS (APRIL20-MAY20) YOU ARE PRACTICAL AND PERSISTANT. YOU HAVE A
DOGGED DETERMINATION AND WORK LIKE HELL. MOST PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE
STUBBORN AND BULLHEADED. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DAMN COMMUNIST!
GEMINI(MAY21-JUN20) YOU ARE A QUICK AND INTELLIGENT THINKER. PEOPLE
LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE BISEXUAL. HOWEVER, YOU ARE INCLINED TO EXPECT
TOO MUCH FOR TOO LITTLE. THIS MEANS YOU ARE A CHEAP ******* . GEMINIS
ARE NOTED FOR THRIVING ON INCEST!
CANCER (JAN21-JUL22) YOU ARE SYMPATHETIC AND UNDERSTANDING TO OTHER
PEOPLES PROBLEMS. THEY THINK YOU ARE A SUCKER. YOU ARE ALWAYS PUTTING
THINGS OFF. THIS IS WHY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ON WELFARE AND NEVER BE
WORTH A **** !
LEO (JULY23-AUG22) YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A BORN LEADER. OTHERS THINK
YOU ARE PUSHY. MOST LEOS ARE BULLYS. YOU ARE VAIN AND CAN NOT TOLERATE
HONEST CRITICISM. YOUR ARROGANCE IS DISGUS TING. LEO PEOPLE ARE
THEIVING ******** AND KISS MIRRORS ALOT.
VIRGO (AUG23-SEPT22) YOU ARE THE LOGICAL TYPE AND HATE DISORDER. THE
NIT PICKING IS SICKENING TO YOUR FRIENDS. YOU ARE COLD AND UNEMOTIONAL
AND OFTEN FALL ASLEEP WHILE SCREWING. VIRGOS MAKE GOOD BUS DRIVERS OF
PIMPS.
LIBRA (SEPT23-OCT22) YOU ARE THE ARTISTIC TYPE AND HAVE A DIFFICULT
TIME WITH REALITY. IF YOU ARE A MALE, YOUR PROBABLY QUEER. CHANCES FOR
EMPLOYMENT AND MONETARY GAIN ARE EXCELLENT MOST LIBRA WOMEN ARE ****** .
ALL LIBRAS DIE OF VENEREAL DISEASE.
SCORPIO (OCT23-NOV21) YOU ARE SHREWD IN BUSINESS AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
YOU SHALL ACHIEVE THE PINNACLE OF SUCESS BECAUSE OF YOUR TOTAL LACK OF
ETHICS. YOU ARE A PERFECT SON-OF-A-***** MOST SCORPIOS ARE MURDERED!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV22- YOU ARE OPTIMISTIC AND ENTHUSIASTIC. YOU HAVE A
RECK DEC21) LESS TENDANCY TO RELY ON GOOD LOOKS SINCE YOU HAVE NO
TALENT. THE MAJORITY OF SAGITTARIANS ARE DRUNKS OR POTHEAD. PEOPLE
LAUGH AT YOU ALOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAY GETTING F*CK*D!
Lindaland
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