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Peri
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posted March 21, 2007 08:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Peri     Edit/Delete Message

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Bluemoon
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posted March 22, 2007 02:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message
A Funny Comparison of Relgions

Taoism: Sh!t happens.
Agnosticism: I don't know if sh!t happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Sh!t happens.”
Calvinism: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism: If sh!t happens, it really isn't sh!t.
7th Day Adventist: No sh!t on Saturdays.
Zen: What is the sound of sh!t happening?
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh!t happening.
Hinduism: This sh!t happened before.
Mormonism: This sh!t is going to happen again.
Islam: If sh!t happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies: Only happy sh!t really happens.
Stoicism: This sh!t is good for me.
Protestantism: Let the sh!t happen to someone else.
Catholicism: Sh!t happens because you deserve it.
Hare Krishna: Sh!t happens, rama rama.
Judaism: Why does this sh!t always happen to US?
Zoroastrianism: Sh!t happens half the time.
Christian Science: Sh!t is in your mind.
Atheism: I don't believe in sh!t.
Existentialism: What is sh!t, anyway?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh!t.
Psychic: Erase this sh!t.
New Age: You are totally sh!t free here and now.
Unitarian Universalist: What is this sh!t.
Jehovah's witness: Knock knock, sh!t happens.
TV Evangelism: Send more sh!t and smile.
Integral Bunch: Include & transcend this
sh!t.

And my personal favorite….

Jedi Knights: May the sh!t be with you!

THIS IS A JOKE, and not intended to ruffle any feathers..........
That would be BULLSH!T

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fayte.m
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posted March 22, 2007 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message
lovely*
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oh jaysus fayte, art thou a virgo or what?
i would see me doing something like this, researching the dung beetle and all its symbology//.

love it



Nope, not a Virgo.
I am a reluctant Scorpio who would rather be a Cancerian or a Capricorn.......but not a Scorpio.
Scorpio Sun.....Aquarian Moon.....Capricorn ASC.
BlueRoamer
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Thanks Fayte

You're welcome!

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posted March 22, 2007 05:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message
Peri
That is a scream!

But how come it does not always work?
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posted April 01, 2007 02:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for lovely*     Edit/Delete Message
Fatye..yes. that makes sense. what don't you like about your sign?

BR,

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fayte.m
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posted April 01, 2007 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message
The Jealousy.
I just do not get it.
Jealousy is illogical.
Unnecessary.
And I resent the concept that all a Scorpio ever thinks about is sex.
Give me great deep conversations over sex any day, and love and companionship.
In my youth it would often p!ss me off when, for example; I would be having an intelligent conversation with some fellow, but as soon as he found out I am a Scorpio, he could not shut up about sex and asked me all kinds of graphic questions until I told him he needed to go jack off.....I was not a plastic sex toy for his amusement.
Yeah. I know of several oversexed extremely Jealous Scorpio types.
What gets me is the great Pride such take in those traits.
Sex is great fun;
But I do not understand an obsession with sex.
And the jealousy and head games.....
Why?
Illogical and revolting to me.


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posted April 01, 2007 02:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
Indeed, I've met many scorpios who take great pride in their ability to target people's greatest weakness and tear them down completely.

Then again I've met many geminis who are very proud of their ability to talk constantly, aries to argue about everything, virgos to be clean freaks etc...It's funny how people take pride in traits that really arent' so awesome.

Fayte you often sound very airy in your posts, you have a detached logical side. Is your moon aspected? But then sometimes the scorpio seems to come out when someone you care about is attacked. I think moreso than being jealous, most scorpios are highly sensetive and take things very seriously.

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posted April 01, 2007 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message
Aquarian moon
Capricorn Asc.
You said:
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Fayte you often sound very airy in your posts, you have a detached logical side.

Ok..what do you mean by airy?
And yes, detached logical;
Emotions can fail us in times of decision.
Emotions can have hormonal and or other physical augmentors.
Logic, and Truth will never fail one.
When in doubt Logic wins over emotion.

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posted April 01, 2007 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
Airy?

Of the element air. Logic, intellect, words, intellectual abstraction, concepts, ideas, judgement, communication, information. ETCETERA

By your moon being aspected I mean, does it have conjunctions, squares, etc. It sounds like your moon may be somewhat aspected, or is it possibly an air singletone? Or perhaps in a cardinal house like 10th, or maybe 1st.

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posted April 01, 2007 09:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message

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fayte.m
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posted April 04, 2007 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fayte.m     Edit/Delete Message

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BlueRoamer
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posted April 05, 2007 01:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
LOL.

That's adorable.

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