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Topic: Why I love potty humor
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Peri Moderator Posts: 2447 From: Kyiv, Ukraine Registered: Dec 2003
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posted March 21, 2007 08:02 AM
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Bluemoon Knowflake Posts: 4456 From: Stafford, VA USA Registered: Feb 2005
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posted March 22, 2007 02:00 PM
A Funny Comparison of Relgions Taoism: Sh!t happens. Agnosticism: I don't know if sh!t happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, “Sh!t happens.” Calvinism: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough. Buddhism: If sh!t happens, it really isn't sh!t. 7th Day Adventist: No sh!t on Saturdays. Zen: What is the sound of sh!t happening? Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh!t happening. Hinduism: This sh!t happened before. Mormonism: This sh!t is going to happen again. Islam: If sh!t happens, it is the will of Allah. Moonies: Only happy sh!t really happens. Stoicism: This sh!t is good for me. Protestantism: Let the sh!t happen to someone else. Catholicism: Sh!t happens because you deserve it. Hare Krishna: Sh!t happens, rama rama. Judaism: Why does this sh!t always happen to US? Zoroastrianism: Sh!t happens half the time. Christian Science: Sh!t is in your mind. Atheism: I don't believe in sh!t. Existentialism: What is sh!t, anyway? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh!t. Psychic: Erase this sh!t. New Age: You are totally sh!t free here and now. Unitarian Universalist: What is this sh!t. Jehovah's witness: Knock knock, sh!t happens. TV Evangelism: Send more sh!t and smile. Integral Bunch: Include & transcend this sh!t. And my personal favorite…. Jedi Knights: May the sh!t be with you! THIS IS A JOKE, and not intended to ruffle any feathers.......... That would be BULLSH!T IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted March 22, 2007 05:16 PM
lovely* quote: oh jaysus fayte, art thou a virgo or what? i would see me doing something like this, researching the dung beetle and all its symbology//. love it
Nope, not a Virgo. I am a reluctant Scorpio who would rather be a Cancerian or a Capricorn.......but not a Scorpio. Scorpio Sun.....Aquarian Moon.....Capricorn ASC. BlueRoamer quote: Thanks Fayte
You're welcome! ------------------ ~Judgement Must Be Balanced With Compassion~ ~Do Not Seek Wealth From The Suffering, Or The Dire Needs Of Others~ ~Assumption Is The Bane Of Understanding~ }><}}}(*> <*){{{><{ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted March 22, 2007 05:19 PM
Peri That is a scream! But how come it does not always work? ------------------ ~Judgement Must Be Balanced With Compassion~ ~Do Not Seek Wealth From The Suffering, Or The Dire Needs Of Others~ ~Assumption Is The Bane Of Understanding~ }><}}}(*> <*){{{><{ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ IP: Logged |
lovely* Knowflake Posts: 2141 From: CA Registered: Jul 2003
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posted April 01, 2007 02:53 AM
Fatye..yes. that makes sense. what don't you like about your sign?BR, IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted April 01, 2007 01:06 PM
The Jealousy. I just do not get it. Jealousy is illogical. Unnecessary. And I resent the concept that all a Scorpio ever thinks about is sex. Give me great deep conversations over sex any day, and love and companionship. In my youth it would often p!ss me off when, for example; I would be having an intelligent conversation with some fellow, but as soon as he found out I am a Scorpio, he could not shut up about sex and asked me all kinds of graphic questions until I told him he needed to go jack off.....I was not a plastic sex toy for his amusement. Yeah. I know of several oversexed extremely Jealous Scorpio types. What gets me is the great Pride such take in those traits. Sex is great fun; But I do not understand an obsession with sex. And the jealousy and head games..... Why? Illogical and revolting to me. ------------------ ~Judgement Must Be Balanced With Compassion~ ~Do Not Seek Wealth From The Suffering, Or The Dire Needs Of Others~ ~Assumption Is The Bane Of Understanding~ }><}}}(*> <*){{{><{ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~
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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted April 01, 2007 02:39 PM
Indeed, I've met many scorpios who take great pride in their ability to target people's greatest weakness and tear them down completely.Then again I've met many geminis who are very proud of their ability to talk constantly, aries to argue about everything, virgos to be clean freaks etc...It's funny how people take pride in traits that really arent' so awesome. Fayte you often sound very airy in your posts, you have a detached logical side. Is your moon aspected? But then sometimes the scorpio seems to come out when someone you care about is attacked. I think moreso than being jealous, most scorpios are highly sensetive and take things very seriously. IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted April 01, 2007 04:42 PM
Aquarian moon Capricorn Asc. You said: quote: Fayte you often sound very airy in your posts, you have a detached logical side.
Ok..what do you mean by airy? And yes, detached logical; Emotions can fail us in times of decision. Emotions can have hormonal and or other physical augmentors. Logic, and Truth will never fail one. When in doubt Logic wins over emotion. ------------------ ~Judgement Must Be Balanced With Compassion~ ~Do Not Seek Wealth From The Suffering, Or The Dire Needs Of Others~ ~Assumption Is The Bane Of Understanding~ }><}}}(*> <*){{{><{ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted April 01, 2007 04:59 PM
Airy?Of the element air. Logic, intellect, words, intellectual abstraction, concepts, ideas, judgement, communication, information. ETCETERA By your moon being aspected I mean, does it have conjunctions, squares, etc. It sounds like your moon may be somewhat aspected, or is it possibly an air singletone? Or perhaps in a cardinal house like 10th, or maybe 1st. IP: Logged |
fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted April 01, 2007 09:00 PM
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fayte.m Knowflake Posts: 9809 From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com Registered: Mar 2005
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posted April 04, 2007 11:54 PM
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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003
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posted April 05, 2007 01:23 AM
LOL.That's adorable. IP: Logged |