Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted April 06, 2007 09:50 PM         

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies..
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper
than a doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposit s ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve
in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti- fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!

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From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
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posted April 07, 2007 12:54 AM         

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From: Pleasanton, CA, USA
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posted April 07, 2007 03:57 PM         

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Oh Lord!!!

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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted April 07, 2007 08:18 PM         

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LOL. Funny

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posted April 12, 2007 08:27 AM         

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LOL

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From: nevada
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posted April 12, 2007 12:26 PM         

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From: Stafford, VA USA
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posted April 12, 2007 06:14 PM         

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2 funny

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From: Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted April 13, 2007 03:57 AM         

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ha.

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