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libraschoice7
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posted April 25, 2007 01:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message
Hello, I know this is a nonsense rant, but it's too funny! Ever since I moved into my apartment in Phoenix, we have this carpet that's sort of new near the kitchen area, and I swear everytime I drop or splash food on the carpet it goes right to the same spot(almost like it's drawn to it). The rest of the carpet is in excellent shape, except that space. It's seen everything from Starbucks, milk, even beef chop suey! So now there's this big food stain about the size of a small table developing, and man it's an eye sore. I am almost half tempted to eat out more just so I can give my floor a rest. In my Tucson apartment it was the fickle toilet now instead it's insatiable rug. End of rant. Lol

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libraschoice7
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posted April 25, 2007 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message
Nobody wants to talk about my carpet?! LOL!

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thirteen
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posted April 25, 2007 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for thirteen     Edit/Delete Message
I thought that was cute!

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future_uncertain
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posted April 25, 2007 06:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message
Are you renting? I rent and there's carpet in my kitchen... almost as insatiable as yours!

But why why WHY would anyone put carpet in a kitchen in a rental???

I even dropped my iron on it once for (pinky swear!) 2 seconds. So now there's a burn on the floor, too.

The whole stupid place is carpeted.

I'm never moving because it's going to cost me a fortune for the (simple wear and tear) repairs!

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libraschoice7
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posted April 26, 2007 11:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message
Yeah, I am renting, most of the kitchen has carpeting except one small section that has tile and thats it. Everything seems to drop out of my hands over here, more clumsy I guess

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teaologist
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posted April 26, 2007 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for teaologist     Edit/Delete Message
Sorry to hear about that hehe! My friend's floor sees dog pee regularly (go figure). Maybe you can get one of those Hoover vacuum cleaners with the shampooer built-in. Dohhh.

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