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Topic: Bizarre May Holidays
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sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 02, 2007 11:47 PM
 
BIZARRE MAY HOLIDAYSMay is . . . . Better Sleep Month, National Good Car Care Month, National Photo Month, National Salad Month, National Egg Month, National Barbecue Month, Revise Your Work Schedule Month, Date Your Mate Month, National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month. ------------------------------------------- May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 02, 2007 11:51 PM
...because I made a friend a promise... love you, 'zala; hope you're doing well wherever you are & that you come back soon!!  I'm looking forward to May 3, May 9, May 17 and May 30 in particular!!  I'm going to try to do a better job of keeping up with these holidays this month..  Sunshine IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 03, 2007 12:01 AM
Then I'm going to have to mark these dates down on my calender ,as my most Favorite Bizarre Holidays in the month of MAY!!!!!LOL!!!!
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
MAY 3nd is.......LOVE ZALA DAY!!!!!!! May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day May 23 is . . . . Penny Day May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 03, 2007 09:06 AM
Oh good, I don't have to do anything today. My rug is already lumpy.THanks for posting this Sunshine. I almost went looking. LOVE YOU ZALA!! Today is LOVE ZALA day! IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 03, 2007 09:25 AM
OOH I Love Zala TOOO!!!!!HAPPY LOVE ZALA DAY!!!!! IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 12:34 AM
LOL, Bluemoon & Solane (p.s. YQW, BM! I didn't want to be remiss in my promise to post these!  ) Here's my lumpy rug:   'zala!
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sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 12:39 AM
Ooh, it's the 4th already... Happy candied orange peel day!!   *droooool* Man, that makes me hungry for a snack. It's past midnight & i'm tempted to raid the fridge!! Oh HOW i wish i really had some candied orange peels to mark the day... or anything candied, really! *tummy rumbling* Sunshine IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 12:45 AM
Because I'll be flying on the 5th & might not get a chance to write in that day:Happy Hoagie Day on cinco de Mayo!! Here's a yummy vegetarian hoagie from me to you:   *getting hungrier by the minute*
Sunshine p.s. Happy Cinco de Mayo!!  IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 01:32 AM
WOW!!!What Beautiful Bright Sunshine you Shine & Spread in this thread here of yours!!! Thanks!!! You not only Spread Sunshine, but you made me really smile!!! Great Name SunShine9!!! I'm on Cloud 9 & very hungry now!!! Could someone pleaseee send me up some of those GOODS down there????LOL!!!!! IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 01:37 AM
Just thought I would bring in some Fine Wine, for May 6th, to go with the Good Eats that SunShine9 brought!!!!  IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 01:40 AM
May 6th Beverage Day!!!!  IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 04, 2007 01:47 AM
And a Coke Truck on it's way, just in case someone doesn't like Wine!!!!  IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 08, 2007 12:16 PM
No socks for me today, but I don't really want a coke. Can I just drink my tea??IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 08, 2007 12:17 PM
Maybe I will lose a sock so I will be ready for tomorrow.IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 08, 2007 01:07 PM
Well, Well, Well!!!I so wanted to wear these PINK STAR SOCKS that I got for my B-DAY!!!!  LOL!!!! IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 08, 2007 01:11 PM
MAY 9th!!!Good news BLUE, I think I my have found your lost sock!!!!  And some of mine too!!!!LOL!!! IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 08, 2007 01:14 PM
LOST SOCKS ON THE ROAD AGAIN!!!YOU KNOW IT COULD BE ONE OF THESE GUYS????  LOL!!! IP: Logged |
Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 09, 2007 05:53 PM
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Bluemoon
Knowflake Posts: 4456
From: Stafford, VA USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 10, 2007 02:24 PM
I dont want to clean my room!!! Do I have to???IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 12, 2007 05:08 PM
AND I'm back (from my FL trip, that is)!!!! It is good to be back home, and have time to get on the Internet again.Thank you for the kind words, Solane; you're so much fun yourself & I love your sense of humor!! I hope you had a wonderful Birthday; many, many happy belated wishes!!  And no, Bluemoon, no one here will compel you to clean up your room... Though, seeing as you're the mommy of your house, you're probably having to regularly clean a whole house as opposed to just a room... (unless you've lucked out and gotten yourself a mate who loves to clean!) Now, here is my contribution to the mystery of the lost socks; I'm betting this is where they all go, to the Land of the Lost Socks:  That makes me rather sad, to see all the lonely socks. Here's hoping that all the lost socks out there in lost-sock-land get to reunite with their mates again someday:  IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 12, 2007 05:16 PM
Bluemoon, now I see why you said you didn't want to clean up your room... I missed that day, but I still don't want to clean mine.  And here is a sexist joke (fair warning!) that's funny all the same:  Why don't we lobby to have May 10 changed to "DON'T clean up your room" day?! These cleaners aren't all that good for you anyway!  IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 12, 2007 05:22 PM
Hey, I hope everyone enjoyed "Eat what you want" day yesterday - I didn't know we were celebrating it, but i still ate whatever I wanted!  Ok, WAAAAIT a minute... why does "eat what you want" day have to coincide with "Twilight Zone" day?? Are 'they' trying to send us a message? *highly suspicious* *insert Twilight Zone theme song here*  IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 12, 2007 05:28 PM
Ooooh, and today happens to be one of my favorite days... Happy LIMERICK day, y'all!! Let me see if i can dig up a couple clean ones for you...  Sunshine IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted May 12, 2007 05:35 PM
sunshine, Solane, bluemoon ~You guys are the greatest!!
Thanks for keeping up the tradition 
Finding goofy pictures for these days and spiraling with the mind-boggling results of our imaginations was a lot of fun -- hope to get back to this more regularly this summer Zala IP: Logged |
sunshine9
Knowflake Posts: 913
From: Durham, NC, USA
Registered: Feb 2005
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posted May 12, 2007 05:39 PM
Ok, here we go...Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my Limerick reading... *clears throat* There was a Young Lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin. *** There was a Young Person of Crete,
Whose toilette was far from complete;
She dressed in a sack,
Spickle-speckled with black,
That ombliferous person of Crete. *** *smiles nervously and thinks to self, perhaps I should find something funnier; this is a tough crowd... * A young woman from the Land Where the Sun Rises
Had boobs of unequal sizes.
The left one was small
And didn’t seem abnormal at all,
But the right one was so huge it won prizes. *** An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny. *** Thank you, ladies & gentlemen!! Have a great night!! Sunshine
p.s. Everyone's welcome to share a favorite limerick or two, or five!! Step right up!! IP: Logged |
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