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Topic: " Wedding Bells "
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Happy Dragon
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Registered: Apr 2005
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posted May 27, 2007 12:00 PM
 
" A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. "
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Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted May 27, 2007 12:16 PM
She may have trouble with the dishes.....  Better yet, I wonder what's for dinner??  IP: Logged |
Mirandee
Knowflake Posts: 4812
From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted May 27, 2007 12:16 PM
 Too funny. This guy gives a whole new meaning to the saying, " it gets my goat." Actually that's disgusting.  IP: Logged |
Mirandee
Knowflake Posts: 4812
From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
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posted May 27, 2007 12:17 PM
Goats milk and feta cheese for dinner, Zala.  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted May 27, 2007 12:21 PM
Ewwww!! I'd have to decline that invitation Reminds me of another story..... Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 PM Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail. Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need". "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin!? Damn... is it midnight already?" IP: Logged |
lalalinda
Moderator Posts: 3291
From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 27, 2007 04:09 PM
funny  Goat Wife Dies
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SattvicMoon
Knowflake Posts: 2282
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Registered: May 2007
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posted May 27, 2007 04:18 PM
What did he do to the poor goat?------------------
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starr33
Moderator Posts: 474
From: My Mother
Registered: Oct 2006
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posted May 27, 2007 05:37 PM
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Mirandee
Knowflake Posts: 4812
From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted May 27, 2007 06:07 PM
LOL Sattvic. Cracking up here. That was my first thought too. I am joking here but I do not actually think that beastiality is funny at all. Horrible thing to do to a poor animal. Animals do not mate outside of species. Except of course, human animals in some cases. Apparently some humans even mate with vegetables. LOL Excuse me time to again. IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 27, 2007 09:03 PM
You guys are FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!LOL!!!!THE WHOLE BUNCH OF YA'S!!!!!LOL!!! IP: Logged |
Dulce Luna
Knowflake Posts: 4598
From: The Asylum
Registered: Mar 2006
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posted May 28, 2007 08:38 AM
Ok, pretty funny.....but nasty at the same time. I feel bad for the goat.  IP: Logged |
Solane Star
Knowflake Posts: 5378
From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005
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posted May 28, 2007 02:24 PM
ME TOO!!!!IP: Logged |
SattvicMoon
Knowflake Posts: 2282
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Registered: May 2007
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posted May 28, 2007 02:53 PM
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Mirandee
Knowflake Posts: 4812
From: South of the Thumb - Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Registered: Sep 2004
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posted May 28, 2007 03:15 PM
Sattvic Me too DL I also feel sorry for that lady police officer and the assault on the poor pumpkin. But now I know why they paint faces on the pumpkins.  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 6485
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004
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posted May 28, 2007 03:47 PM
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Dulce Luna
Knowflake Posts: 4598
From: The Asylum
Registered: Mar 2006
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posted May 28, 2007 10:46 PM
LOL @ Sattvic, I agree.Nice pumpkin, Zala. IP: Logged |
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