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Solane Star
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posted June 03, 2007 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Senior Carjacking

This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...

An elderly lady in Florida did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...

For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one.

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted June 03, 2007 06:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message
This is some funny stuff!!!
*Absolutely Beautiful!
Thank you for sharing

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InLoveWithLife
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posted June 04, 2007 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for InLoveWithLife     Edit/Delete Message
This is so funny that i read it the third time and still laughed for 10 minutes !

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SattvicMoon
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posted June 04, 2007 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SattvicMoon     Edit/Delete Message
can't wait to be a senior!

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