posted July 02, 2007 02:57 PM         

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I

began to get warm & sleepy,

and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I

came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself

in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that

I started running all over

the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into

the basement. Then I went through

every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I

had looked everywhere, and finally, I

became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died.