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posted August 19, 2007 01:52 PM         

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You have died and arrive in the afterlife, what is the first thing god says?

"Just kidding. I can't believe how seriously you took that"

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posted August 19, 2007 02:00 PM         

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To the Atheists:

"Surprise!"

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posted August 19, 2007 03:00 PM         

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"I really meant that bit about all the plants being made in my image..."

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The deeper we look into nature, the more we recognize that it is full of life, and the more profoundly we know that all life is a secret and that we are united with all life that is in nature. --Albert Schweitzer

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posted August 19, 2007 03:27 PM         

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to me God would say:
"WELCOME TO PARADISE"

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posted August 19, 2007 04:49 PM         

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"Namaste"

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posted August 19, 2007 06:07 PM         

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"What took you so long?" (he might throw in "dumb@ss" at the end)

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posted August 19, 2007 06:35 PM         

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Goatgirl ROFL. Makes more sense really, plants seem to be much more at peace than mammals don't they? In meditation I often try to "be a tree." Not so easy.

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posted August 19, 2007 07:00 PM         

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"No, you can NOT move the clouds around because you think it looks prettier" - ":sigh: I knew I should've kept this one alive"

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posted August 19, 2007 10:26 PM         

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I can imagine a lot of scenarios. In some God isn't even there. I imagine he's a busy guy.

One of my favorite imaginings is that the angels are all hanging out watching Earth [Real] Reality tv. It's like a non-stop blooper reel of us doing the crazy things that we do.

If God did greet me in Heaven, I imagine he'd say:

"Pretty cool, huh?" (Referring to my time on Earth)

and I'd say:

"Yeah, mostly."

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posted August 19, 2007 11:10 PM         

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Too True BR. Imagining oneself as a plant is very calming if a bit hard to do.

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The deeper we look into nature, the more we recognize that it is full of life, and the more profoundly we know that all life is a secret and that we are united with all life that is in nature. --Albert Schweitzer

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posted August 19, 2007 11:56 PM         

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Yay, it's all just a Cosmic Joke, but don't really think so at first,not all that funny!!!

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posted August 20, 2007 12:03 AM         

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**God packs bags and leave**

the Vampire takes charge bwwahahahaha!

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posted August 21, 2007 05:04 PM         

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LOL Sattvic are you saying Cheney is god's assistant?

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posted August 22, 2007 02:35 PM         

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"see you are always late"..

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posted August 22, 2007 02:45 PM         

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@ Xodian... LOL

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posted August 22, 2007 05:08 PM         

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