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Solane Star
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posted August 21, 2007 07:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten"?

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did"?

And God
agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty"?

And God agreed
again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
gave back. That makes eighty, okay"?

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. Now go forth.

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Bluemoon
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posted August 21, 2007 11:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bluemoon     Edit/Delete Message

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aqua inferno
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posted August 21, 2007 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua inferno     Edit/Delete Message

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lotusheartone
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posted September 03, 2007 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lotusheartone     Edit/Delete Message
hehe, Solane Star

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jehovah81
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posted September 04, 2007 07:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jehovah81     Edit/Delete Message
haha star
yr a classic got me smiling and thinking about wht u ask for u shall get huh? lol

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Solane Star
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posted September 04, 2007 08:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Welcome jehovah81!!!!

Thanks!!!

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Solane Star
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posted September 04, 2007 08:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67lJ8eC1J0

Just had to put this Video clip here also!!!

Too funny!!!! Hope you have a good sense of humor, one needs it sometimes around here!!!!LOL!!!!

For You jehovah81, hope you don't mind!!!

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jehovah81
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posted September 05, 2007 08:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jehovah81     Edit/Delete Message
hey hey HEY...
haha nah im kidding with ya lol i had a squiz at the clip thought it was a good LAUGH haha,
but i just have to say i watched it 2-3 times u wanna y haha this is funny, the first time i watched it i was like is bloody clip a silent movie...haha had the volume turned off so had to watch it again and the 3rd time i watched it was to crack up at the 2nd stone thrower LMAO..but yup i didnt mind it at all.
ooh i tried changing my user name dnt know how so stuck with it i s'pose haha ooh well.
J81

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Solane Star
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posted September 05, 2007 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message

Thanks!!!

Glad you found it Funny!!!

Me too!!!

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Mirandee
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posted September 05, 2007 11:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message

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