posted September 04, 2007 12:24 AM         

If a person walk backwards can he see the future?

What did the indian wearing a suit say?
Not guilty!

There was an old Lakota walking to the store about 10 miles away from where his lives.
He never been in a car before only riding horses, that day his sons where out horse riding somewhere. Well, he got pick up in a car. The old man felt that the driver was going to fast so he ask him to slow down.
The driver replied " well when you go fast the car cools down more since it is a hot day" the old man say "oh"

When the old man got home that day, He wanted to go see his relatives who lived a few miles away. While riding his horse he noticed that the horse was sweating so he kick the horse into full speed since the man in the car said if he went faster it gets cooler. As he got to his relatives home the horse just fell over dead. His cousin ask what happened, the old man replies " I don't know, I guess he must've froze to death"

The last joke was mine the rest are my Brother-in-law's.

He wants to post something but he has to wait for approval I think.