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posted September 15, 2007 10:06 PM         

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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

answer:

Get your drunk a$$ off the merry-go-round

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posted September 15, 2007 10:57 PM         

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ROFL

You are a piece of awesome.

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posted September 16, 2007 01:42 AM         

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Thank you, NosiS

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posted September 16, 2007 02:08 AM         

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Mirandee I am laughing so hard I almost peed my pants now, LOL!

You see, silly me -I opened this thing up a time or two while genuinely trying to come up with the most awesome answer to the riddle.

Never once did I think to scroll down the page to notice it was actually a joke.
For fear someone already had the answer posted I did'nt dare peek down the page as this to me would be cheating...

Too funny!

Thank you for helping me to lighten up, LOL!
You are adorable

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posted September 16, 2007 02:41 AM         

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Riddle:

A man stops his car at a hotel. The moment he does so he goes bankrupt. Why?

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posted September 16, 2007 03:11 AM         

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posted September 16, 2007 03:12 AM         

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Monopoly game?

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posted September 16, 2007 03:13 AM         

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A man stops his car at a hotel. The moment he does so he goes bankrupt. Why?

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What SkyHawk said I guess......

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posted September 16, 2007 03:15 AM         

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He is playing a game of Monopoly, the car is his piece, and he stopped at Boardwalk
where someone else owns a hotel?

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posted September 16, 2007 03:17 AM         

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THE RIDDLE:

What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

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posted September 16, 2007 03:40 AM         

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Is there a row missing?

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posted September 16, 2007 03:43 AM         

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posted September 16, 2007 10:59 AM         

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posted September 16, 2007 12:08 PM         

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I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

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posted September 16, 2007 12:11 PM         

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Oh that one requires a bit of closeward thinking Lol! Its the letter S.

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posted September 16, 2007 12:23 PM         

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Xodian Its the letter S.

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posted September 16, 2007 07:55 PM         

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The Answer:

The next row is
1113213211

The Explaination:
Starting with the second line, every line describes the line before it. In writing, it is:
One One
Two Ones
One Two One One
etc.
etc.

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posted September 16, 2007 08:03 PM         

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Yeah, I looked it up. The only issue is that the first line doesn't fit the pattern since it doesn't say what's in the line previous to it.

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posted September 16, 2007 08:31 PM         

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I agree...
Try this one...

I live above a star, and yet I never burn,
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.

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posted September 16, 2007 08:56 PM         

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Oops wrong thread. Yet another senior moment.

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posted September 19, 2007 01:02 AM         

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answer to inspirit riddle is

Answer
the # ''7'' on the telephone keypad
(new ones have the letter Q with the PRS)

that's a good one!
had me thinking for a long while.

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posted September 20, 2007 11:02 AM         

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What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

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posted September 20, 2007 08:36 PM         

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A stamp

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posted September 21, 2007 04:11 AM         

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next riddle?

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posted September 21, 2007 12:05 PM         

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What bird can lift the heaviest weight?

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