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OMG Jay
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posted September 17, 2007 10:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for OMG Jay     Edit/Delete Message
State Senator Ernie Chambers Sues God
Chambers says its to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

POSTED: 1:52 pm CDT September 17, 2007
UPDATED: 9:02 pm CDT September 17, 2007
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OMAHA, Neb -- State Senator Ernie Chambers is suing God. He says it to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

Chambers says senators periodically have offered bills prohibiting the filing of certain types of suits. He says his main objection is the constitution requires that the doors to the courthouse be open to all. Chambers said, "Thus anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody - even God."

Chambers said he decided to file this lawsuit after a suit was filed in early September in federal court against Lancaster County Judge Jeffre Cheuvront. He's the judge who was hearing a sexual assault case, where the woman wants to use the words "rape and victim" during her testimony.

Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.

The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is “Omnipresent”.

In the lawsuit Chambers says he’s tried to contact God numerous times, “Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant (“Come out, come out, wherever you are”) has been unable to do so.”

The suit also requests that the court given the “peculiar circumstances” of this case waive personal service. It says being Omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.

The lawsuit accuses God “of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons, including constituents of Plaintiff who Plaintiff has the duty to represent.”

It says God has caused, “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”

The suit also says God has caused, “calamitous catastrophes resulting in the wide-spread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants including innocent babes, infants, children, the aged and infirm without mercy or distinction.”

Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.

Chambers asks for the court to grant him a summary judgment. He says as an alternative, he wants the judge to set a date for a hearing as “expeditiously” as possible and enter a permanent injunction enjoining God from engaging in the types of deleterious actions and the making of terroristic threats described in the lawsuit.

Copyright 2007 by KETV.com. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://www.ketv.com/news/14133442/detail.html

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Johnny
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posted September 17, 2007 11:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny     Edit/Delete Message
Too bad he apparently didn't file for class-action status.

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted September 18, 2007 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message
This is one brave man:

This is friggin' hilarious!!!

Thank you for putting a smile on my face!

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SolarJustice
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posted September 19, 2007 01:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SolarJustice     Edit/Delete Message
INSANE in the membrane comes to mind.
does he have a certain death wish?

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SattvicMoon
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posted September 19, 2007 01:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SattvicMoon     Edit/Delete Message
inanity!

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted September 23, 2007 07:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message
UPDATE!

'God' Apparently Responds to Lawsuit
Douglas County, NE
via The Associated Press

A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response

http://www.topix.net/forum/county/douglas-ne/TJFU89T5BAD80JCDM

And to explore even more...
Click Here To Read 100's of Comments on it.
Some of them are funny as heck!

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Sendin' love your way,
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P.S. Did any of you see the movie "Bruce Almighty"
-I'm kind of seeing some resemblances here, LOL!

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OMG Jay
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posted September 23, 2007 11:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for OMG Jay     Edit/Delete Message
God didn't answer him. There is no God.


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SolarJustice
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posted September 24, 2007 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SolarJustice     Edit/Delete Message
at that link for peoples comments i found this;
another thought,
how could there be a jury of God's peers,
does that mean Buddah and Mohammad are the only two who can serve?

lol!

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