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posted September 20, 2007 11:55 PM         

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."

Moral of the Story :

Women are clever!!!

Don't mess with them!!

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Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year....
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep. ~Robert Frost

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posted September 21, 2007 03:31 AM         

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Thank you SilverStone, was a much needed laugh!

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From: Still out looking for Schrödinger's cat. fayte1954@hotmail.com
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posted September 21, 2007 09:14 AM         

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Totally twisted!
I sent you my analysis of it from a police/forensic detective's point of view if it were a real story!
Yes...my sense of humor is usually dry.

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From: nevada
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posted September 21, 2007 10:53 AM         

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posted September 21, 2007 11:17 AM         

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I like that one!

Just to be fair here is one where he gets her:

While grocery shopping with her husband a woman was arrested for stealing 3 oranges.

At her trial the judge sentenced her to 3 years in jail telling her, " I am giving you 1 year for each orange you stole."

Her husband who had silently sat behind her during the trial raised his hand and said, " Your honor, may I speak?"

The judge nodded and the man said, " She also stole a can of peas."

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posted September 21, 2007 11:17 PM         

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Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year....
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep. ~Robert Frost

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