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Mirandee
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posted October 24, 2007 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message
Funniest one I have seen in a long time.

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know, Morris, but that helicopter is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

One year, Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm
85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris, that helicopter is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
ride and not say a word, I won't charge you. But if you say one word, it's
fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'


Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when
Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'


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Unmoved
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posted October 24, 2007 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message
LOL...

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted October 24, 2007 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message

What a sweet husband he was, LOL!

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Skyhawk
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posted October 25, 2007 02:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skyhawk     Edit/Delete Message
Mirandee, you made sleepy me laugh out loud at 1:45am!

Now I have a second wind. Maybe I can get caught up on all these FFA posts!

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SattvicMoon
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posted October 25, 2007 03:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SattvicMoon     Edit/Delete Message

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maklhouf
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posted October 25, 2007 12:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for maklhouf     Edit/Delete Message
As they say, "Its what she would have wanted"

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The stone which the builders rejected, The same was made the head of the corner;
Matthew 21:42

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Mirandee
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posted October 25, 2007 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirandee     Edit/Delete Message
LOL True, maklhouf

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NAM
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posted October 25, 2007 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for NAM     Edit/Delete Message
LOL

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aqua inferno
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posted October 25, 2007 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aqua inferno     Edit/Delete Message
so evil!!

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