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From: Sunny place.
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posted October 29, 2007 08:16 PM         

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Did you hear that Bill Clinton lost his saxaphone?

He says it's OK because he still has his whoremonica.

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posted October 29, 2007 08:20 PM         

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posted October 29, 2007 11:06 PM         

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LOL I like that check list.

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posted October 29, 2007 11:11 PM         

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This is not a joke per se but it fits the theme.

Leonard Cohen

Everybody Knows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27HRNm_r4U

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posted October 30, 2007 01:02 AM         

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this isn't a joke either but it's funny

My youngest son Andrew (age 11) asked me if I knew what Washington DC stood for, when I asked him what? he answered Washington Dick Cheney

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posted October 30, 2007 01:49 AM         

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LOL Lynda. You know, Andrew may be right about that. Cheney does seem to run the place.

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posted October 30, 2007 02:06 AM         

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kids are so funny
His initials are ADC which he now claims stand for
ANDREW DICK CHENEY

a republican in my family?
oh the shame
he's going to liberal boot camp

is case anybody is taking me seriously don't
I encourage my kids to grow into their own person but if this keeps up it will be Peace Corp for him.
(I'll just tell him it's part of the Army)

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posted October 31, 2007 12:48 AM         

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Why should politicians be buried at 50ft. instead of 6ft.?

Because deep down, they're really good people.

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posted October 31, 2007 12:50 AM         

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posted October 31, 2007 12:53 AM         

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The old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"

Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

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A Democrat and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building. You only have time to save one of them.
Do you have lunch or go to a movie?

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Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

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