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nattie33 Knowflake Posts: 451 From: USA Registered: Aug 2005	posted January 17, 2008 03:23 PM >>Subject: To Become An Illegal Alien?? >> >> >> >>An actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator: >> >> >> >>The Honorable Tom Harkin >> >>731 Hart Senate Office Building >> >>Phone (202) 224 3254 >> >>Washington DC, 20510 >> >> >> >>Dear Senator Harkin, >> >> >> >>As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue >> >>Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted >> >>the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine >> >>the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. >> >> >> >>My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. >> >>Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently >> >>passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of >> >>this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been >> >>in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a >> >>citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the >> >>last five years. >> >> >> >>I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the >> >>process started before everyone figures it out. >> >> >> >>Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to >> >>pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding >> >>two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any >> >>way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield >> >>an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes >> >>in 2004 and 2005. >> >> >> >>Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local >> >>emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have >> >>stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures >> >>I could save almost $10,000 a year. >> >> >> >>Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my >> >>daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law >> >>school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many >> >>colleges throughout the United States for my son. >> >> >> >>Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the >> >>burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome >> >>car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I >> >>still have college age children driving my car. >> >> >> >>If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become >> >>illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary >> >>forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. >> >> >> >> >> >>Your Loyal Constituent, >> >>Donald Ruppert IP: Logged
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 3291 From: nevada Registered: Jun 2005	posted January 17, 2008 03:46 PM IP: Logged
yourfriendinspirit Moderator Posts: 2528 From: California, USA Registered: Oct 2006	posted January 17, 2008 07:36 PM LMAO! That's funny as he//! Thanks for sharing nattie ------------------ Sendin' love your way, "your friend in spirit" IP: Logged

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