posted February 19, 2008 05:48 PM
That one won't make it onto Private Eye's "Luvvies" column
sample for those who've never seen it:
I've lit cigarettes for her and I've touched her hand, but I'm still not certain that Tilda Swinton is mortal or composed of the same crude matter that you and I are. I suspect that she dreamed herself into existence and may dream herself out of it at any moment, only to reappear 500 years from now as either mankind's Messiah, its Destroyer, or the Eternal Mother of us all. She's perfectly capable of playing all three, and probably will before she's done."
WALTER KIRN
BlackBook Magazine
submitted by etc,
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=luvvies&issue=1145