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BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003	posted March 06, 2008 11:31 PM 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple pages in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." IP: Logged
yourfriendinspirit Moderator Posts: 2528 From: California, USA Registered: Oct 2006	posted March 07, 2008 01:52 AM LMAO!!! I had collected one of these awhile ago but mine was in no way, as cool as this, LOL! That there, is some funny Sheot!!! Thank you Post Script: Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... ___________________________________ The Anti Boredom Campaign Free Astrology Books For YOU IP: Logged
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 3944 From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean Registered: Jun 2003	posted March 07, 2008 02:02 AM Heheheh. I think if I did all these I"d be such a happy camper. IP: Logged
jehovah81 Knowflake Posts: 102 From: auckland, new zealand Registered: May 2006	posted March 07, 2008 04:25 AM 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. done this 1 haha but didnt buy em..took them frm the side of the road video taped it haha very funny...my cousin use 2 work 4 the city council im laughing about it even now typin this haha.. works even beta when ya can manage 2 find a detour sign LMAO IP: Logged
wheelsofcheese Knowflake Posts: 208 From: UK Registered: Jan 2008	posted March 07, 2008 04:39 AM "5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso". Fanfreakintastic. rubs hands together and says muhahahahaha IP: Logged
aquaspryt69 Knowflake Posts: 1567 From: Arizona Registered: Feb 2004	posted March 07, 2008 04:53 AM Didn't see this annoyance listed: If there's a glass partition between receptionist and waiting area, constantly tap on it even if for no reason but to be annoying!! IP: Logged
jane Knowflake Posts: 1166 From: Registered: Nov 2006	posted March 07, 2008 05:24 AM I've been doing the second one on the first list for my brother's birthday checks for nearly 10 years now. Except I'm very descriptive and often pair him with a farm animal or pet. It stopped being funny after the first 5 or so years, but he expects it now and was disappointed when I didn't do it once. I want to do number 12. I had the first list in mind, but I'd like to do 12 on the second too. IP: Logged
yourfriendinspirit Moderator Posts: 2528 From: California, USA Registered: Oct 2006	posted March 07, 2008 09:08 AM Still laughing... Thanks BlueRoamer ------------------------------ The Anti Boredom Campaign Free Astrology Books For YOU IP: Logged
thirteen Knowflake Posts: 1107 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: May 2004	posted March 07, 2008 10:20 AM ask people what gender they are.... hahahahahahahahahahh cant stop laughing about that!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
lalalinda Moderator Posts: 3291 From: nevada Registered: Jun 2005	posted March 08, 2008 02:18 AM quote: 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. IP: Logged
Xena Moderator Posts: 398 From: UK Registered: Jun 2006	posted March 09, 2008 09:16 AM These sound like something Mr. Bean would do. IP: Logged

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