Posts: 2526
From:
Registered: Jun 2005

posted July 17, 2008 12:14 PM         

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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age
and
thinking, surely I can't look that old?
Well...you'll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting
room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS
diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy
with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40 odd
years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way
back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such
thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way
too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I
asked him if
he had attended Morgan Park High School .
Yes I did, he said with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I asked.


He answered, 'in 1965. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.


He looked at me closely.

Then, that

ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled,

fat a$$,

grey-haired,

decrepit,

son-of-a-?itch asked:

'What did you teach?'

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Posts: 617
From: USA
Registered: Aug 2005

posted July 17, 2008 01:03 PM         

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Men LOL!! Sounds like a lack of mirrors in his house

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From: My own private world
Registered: Jan 2008

posted July 17, 2008 05:09 PM         

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From: nevada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted July 17, 2008 08:11 PM         

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that's funny

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From: meet me in montauk
Registered: May 2006

posted July 17, 2008 10:31 PM         

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LOL, i laughed.

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From:
Registered: Apr 2005

posted July 18, 2008 10:44 AM         

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heavy metal monk .. at 62 ..
~ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/world/europe/7513571.stm ~

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From:
Registered: Dec 2004

posted July 22, 2008 01:25 PM         

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*CLAP*
this is the best ! in a long time !

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