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sunshine_lion
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From: ann arbor mi
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posted August 08, 2008 04:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sunshine_lion     Edit/Delete Message
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.


Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.


He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.


"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.


"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his She listens.


After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.


They had a wonderful, wonderful time.


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed.
Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, "she replies. . .
"

Wait for it. .


It's coming. .


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye.
"

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writesomething
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From: meet me in montauk
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posted August 08, 2008 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for writesomething     Edit/Delete Message
lmao...good one.

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future_uncertain
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posted August 08, 2008 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message
This is so hilarious-- can't stop laughing!

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fieryscales
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posted August 08, 2008 07:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fieryscales     Edit/Delete Message
LOL, good.

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koiflower
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posted August 10, 2008 08:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
hahaha - I love it!

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charmainec
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posted August 11, 2008 02:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Randall
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posted August 11, 2008 03:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schultz

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PeaceAngel
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posted August 11, 2008 06:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
ROFL - loved it.

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CancerianMoon
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From: Sydney, Australia. Cancer Sun.....Gemini Moon.....Aqua Rising
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posted August 11, 2008 08:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message
hehe...too cute!

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