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blue moon
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posted February 11, 2009 06:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Over the next weekend I have 5 friends with birthdays. I must really like those Aquas.

Anyway, one of them kicks off a round of 40th birthdays that will hit this year. I know a lot of people born in '69!

First off is easy, Mr Aqua is getting a crate of beer, with maybe a balloon with 40 on it it for decoration. Or I may skip that bit.

Then, as the signs turn, we have Mr Pisces. No, that won't do. So I thought about it, and went online for inspiration. I was rather surprised at some of the offerings. Pictures to follow.

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blue moon
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posted February 11, 2009 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Sensitive Pisces, I mean, would you offer him this?

It's soap, apparently:

Would you buy it for anyone?

O.K. Don't answer that.

This is just so, so, English:

But not the kind of English this guy is, I just wouldn't... I think my brother might like that one though. That picture doesn't come up so well, they are 'After Curry Ring of Fire Wipes' apparently.

They're meant to be squeezable, kind of like worry beads or something. Actually, I don't want to think about it too much.

I think I'll stick with a card, maybe make one and put in a poem.
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/unusual-birthday-presents/mens-birthday-gifts.html

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spunknini
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posted February 12, 2009 03:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
LOL BM

I was going to suggest an inflatable pocket vagina.....No chance of offending any man there....Well....except for the queer folk but then you could always get them a nice ceramic penis paperweight.

What do you think?

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blue moon
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posted February 12, 2009 04:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Mrs Pisces might not be thrilled by that offering.

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spunknini
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posted February 12, 2009 04:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
ROFL


Well SOMEONE is always going to be upset now aren't they BM?

Can't please them all

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praecipua
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posted February 12, 2009 08:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for praecipua     Edit/Delete Message
pisces man love the sea, don't they?

Borat mankini, only £6'80

Main Features:
For hygiene reasons, this product is non-returnable.
Do not roll up or store wet
One size fits all
Made of 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester
Costume may become transparent when wet
Hand wash only

look at the succes it brings;

http://www.paramountzone.com/borat-mankini.htm

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PeaceAngel
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posted February 12, 2009 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
quote:
Costume may become transparent when wet

This alone is a sales point for me. But not on Borat. Do you think that Gerry Butler would wear one? I reckon so. He seems the kind to try anything at least once.

Where do I buy one?

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praecipua
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posted February 12, 2009 09:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for praecipua     Edit/Delete Message
http://www.paramountzone.com/borat-mankini.htm

this site is not interesting if you live in australia because of the shipping cost.

quote:
Super Fast Delivery within the UK:

We pride ourselves on our express delivery & great customer service. All orders have the option of full online parcel tracking, and standard delivery is free for orders over £60 in value.

If under £60 in value, the standard delivery charge will be between £2.50 and £3.95 depending on the value of the goods you are ordering. The charges are broken down as follows:

Order value:
Up to £14 costs £2.50 delivery.
Between £14 - £30 costs £2.85 delivery.
Between £30 - £40 costs £3.50 delivery.
Between £40 - £60 costs £3.95 delivery.
Over £60 - Free standard delivery.

All above are standard delivery and if selected mean you should get your order within 2 days (normally next day but this is not guaranteed).

Guaranteed next working day delivery is now only £5.95 (Mainland UK only and the order must be placed before 2.00pm).

International delivery - Outside the UK:

All International orders are dispatched via an international courier service. You will be given the exact delivery cost during our online checkout. As a general guide, orders to be delivered outside the UK, that are below £38, will cost between £10 and £12 for shipping. Orders to be delivered outside the UK, but within Europe that are over £38 will cost £17 for delivery. Orders to be delivered outside the UK, and outside Europe (e.g. USA), and above £38, will cost £30 to be delivered.


i found one on ebay australia. it says it is brand new! but it's yellow.

http://cgi.e bay.com.au/Mankini-Yellow-Swimsuit-Fancy-Dress-Costume_W0QQitemZ230310601046QQihZ013QQcategoryZ78780QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

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praecipua
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posted February 12, 2009 11:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for praecipua     Edit/Delete Message
BM, for mr pisces, is there a foreign country that he likes, cause on the web, you could look for the front page of a newspaper of that country for the day he was born!?

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blue moon
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posted February 13, 2009 08:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
I like the newspaper idea.

He'd probably look good in the Borat wear, quite hairy. Better not push it, though.

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