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posted August 03, 2004 09:17 AM         

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Elvis was a very funny man, can you tell us more please?

-StarLover

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posted August 03, 2004 01:00 PM         

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He wanted to be an FBI agent, but they turned him down. President Nixon made some phone calls, and Elvis became an informant for the DEA (complete with badge). Nixon also took Elvis to Area 51 and other secret bases. Wonder if Elvis got to see any aliens? LOL The spelling on his tombstone is wrong. No one ever claimed his life insurance policy (common when faking one's death via the feds, since that would be fraud and a crime). Elvis had a fascination with death after the passing of his mother. Once at a concert, masked gunmen stormed the stage and shot up the area, leaving Elvis in a pool of blood--and then he began laughing. It was all a joke. Of course, it was very well-done (even if rather sick). He was hardly ever without his favorite book, Cheiro's Book Of Numbers. In fact, he was almost as obsessive about calculating numerology on everything as he was about leading a normal life one day.

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posted August 03, 2004 06:02 PM         

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Elvis was one cool dude.

-StarLover

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posted August 08, 2004 10:47 AM         

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to Elvis.

Long Live the King! Whereever he may be.

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posted August 09, 2004 08:27 AM         

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posted August 09, 2004 12:51 PM         

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Thanks Randall. I gotta lotta love for Elvis

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"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything."
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