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posted September 27, 2004 12:58 PM         

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New Rule: Stop building "f***-you-mobiles." A company called International is offering a pickup truck that is twice as heavy as the Hummer and so bad for the environment you can actually watch the sky falling in your rearview mirror. They call it the "image enhancer" for - quote - "folks who just want more." In other words, "a-holes." But at a cost of a hundred grand, wouldn't it just be cheaper to go ahead and get the penis enlargement surgery?
-Bill Maher

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posted October 02, 2004 03:16 PM         

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posted December 31, 2004 09:13 AM         

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posted December 31, 2004 10:44 PM         

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He's a riot.

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posted February 19, 2005 05:31 AM         

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Ahahahaha! Priceless!!

I love Bill Maher! I used to watch "Politically Incorrect," and now I love "Real Time." I got the chance to see him live and he was so awesome.

He was on tonite for the first time since a bit of a break(Robin Williams was on the panel), and it was a great show.

Anyone see it?

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posted February 20, 2005 03:21 AM         

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posted February 21, 2005 02:33 PM         

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I recently rented a car and was told that I would be given a free upgrade to an SUV. I failed to recognize that as beneficial.

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posted March 25, 2005 01:48 AM         

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My history teacher recently said that people with hummers get a tax write-off. Is that true? It made me go O_O.

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posted March 25, 2005 07:31 AM         

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If I recall correctly, people with hummers get a tax write-off because the darn things weigh so much that they can technically file under a clause or law or whatever that was put in place for people to write off farm equipment like huge tractors and stuff.

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posted March 27, 2005 11:16 AM         

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They get to write off the full amount in one year instead of depreciating over time--but only if bought for business use.

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