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Skiddlez
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posted May 10, 2012 03:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skiddlez     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Linda says that the Russian doctors/experimentalists...(etc.) were doing this type of water birth and placing pregnant women in the water with dolphins for many moons, and now the Government has taken over and regulated this? Unbelievable! I would have thought they may have been the only ones to have some background and accrued knowledge on this type of dolphin-fetus communication...geez...it must be more serious that I thought if they really want to dumb the children down, and never have another Nikola Tesla genius type individual walk and help the planet with such humanitarianism...Well, why would they want too many children who (Linda says...) can shoot missiles out of the sky with their third eye...
Oh no way, we don't want that to happen, (then the aliens might actually have something to do with our pathetic space of existing), the wars would end, and peace would reckon...The higher intelligence beings do not understand on any scale of nada...why we are so violent with one another...totally and completely nonsensical...

whew...So, my plan is to travel to Hawaii where there have been 6 water-dolphin-assisted births so far in the past decade or more...the only place I found it happening on the planet...HOWEVER I am going to need as much moral, mental, emotional...AND FINANCIAL SUPPORT AS POSSIBLE TO ENSURE THAT my Plans go the way I wish...or feel for them too...I cannot have another Traumatic Child-birthing experience when at 8 centimeters dilated (my midwife could not give me an I.V. ---because of me living in this state of mine, a commonwealth, lock-down STATE OF MIND)... I was taken to the Hospital setting who treated my midwife and I like we were traveling the underground railroad, got caught, and now had to pay for our escaping...basically, they insisted I have an emergency c-section...in quite the most quaint and perfectly timed scenario ---obviously under a highly tense, stressful, under major duress--- mind state I was in...Oh the details I could let loose, ohhhhh the beans that I could spill...

Harmony Faith Ortiz was born 10/09/10 at 4:44 P.M.

The look she gave me as soon as I saw her eyes let me know that it happened this way for a reason, however the significance of her 10/10/10 due date, as well as the results of the extreme hormonal offset in each and every direction imaginable...I REFUSE TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER BIRTH ANYWHERE NEAR A HOSPITAL SETTING...

Those of you who have been through it, and know what it is like, well they treated me like I was purposely risking the life of my child by having a natural water birth, the same way they turn the shoulder when you decide you do not want to vaccinate...Hey...I know a salesman when I see 'em....one day I will be married to him...The time is now...even if it is an illusion...help me pave the way for the FUTURE ...Taking any and all suggestions on how to get donations...how to "legally" offer my exceptional organizational skills to the elderly, needy, or just plain lazy who need garages cleared out, stuff sold on Ebay, to have a yard sale, and so on and so forth...I can do HTML 5 ----Plan to make small crafts and sell them on fiver.com...trying to utilize taskrabbit.com...PLEASE ANY AND ALL IDEAS TO GENERATE SOME FUNDING TO MAKE MY DREAMS MANIFEST THEMSELVES RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES!!! MY THIRD EYE THAT IS! I AM THANKING YOU NOW!!

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Randall
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posted May 11, 2012 02:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hope it works out for you.

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Lei_Kuei
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posted May 12, 2012 09:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lei_Kuei     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome

Hope it works out for you, sounds very expensive,

Id be more interested in a Squid assisted water Birth myself!

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Faith
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posted May 13, 2012 12:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Faith     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi there,

I'm sorry to hear about what happened to you with the traumatic birth of your child!

I would never give birth in a hospital if I could help it. I had five children with midwives; four were born in birth centers and only one was born at home because of the laws and an insurance issue I had. Otherwise, I would have had them all at home.

My youngest was born in 2010, and while I was pushing him out on hands and knees, my midwife jabbed me with a big dose of pitocin, without my consent, awareness...nothing. This was against contract and basically everything I hold sacred. She didn't even tell me she did it. It was on the paperwork that I reviewed later. Then she denied that it was the cause of my horrific afterbirth pains. Problem is, even the midwives now are constrained by laws and medical protocols. My midwife thought it was more important to "play it safe" and do what a hospital would have done (give pitocin preventatively to all women who are having their fifth child...5 is the magic number, I learned later) than to just be a decent human being or let me decide.

The interference of the government in pregnant women's lives is one issue that can trigger me to rage. Not talking about abortion issues here, just the bureaucratic red tape they strap all over women who want to deliver babies.

I won't start.

As for you and the dolphins...well I hope you find the money, per your own ideas, just implement them if you have the energy. My husband and I have made a good amount of money selling on eBay. Actually made money buying things cheap and then selling them on eBay or yard sales. But I didn't always have the energy when I was pregnant and watching my other children.

But best wishes to you and yours!

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Skiddlez
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posted May 13, 2012 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skiddlez     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks for the well wishes everyone!!!

The only expense really is getting my family to the location, and supporting our basic essential needs... the birthing experience resonates on zero...
For the moment, the funds will incur... (Linda's notes on giving away half of what you make really does work!!! )

As far as Ebay, yeah we have been selling on there for quite some time... But Thanks again!!!

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Cancer/Scorpio729
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posted May 13, 2012 03:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cancer/Scorpio729     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Keep us updated, looking forward to hearing about it.

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Skiddlez
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posted June 16, 2012 02:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Skiddlez     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So far, just becoming annoyed and keep going into my crab shell...waiting for that rope to dangle, or window to shed some light...

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Randall
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posted June 17, 2012 10:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Keep hanging on.

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Randall
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posted June 18, 2012 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do you sell?

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Randall
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posted June 19, 2012 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
On eBay?

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