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aquamoon
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posted October 02, 2002 06:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquamoon     Edit/Delete Message
What Gender are they ????? Think about it before you read the answer.

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this, ........ it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying.




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MARY
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posted October 02, 2002 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MARY     Edit/Delete Message

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chocoholic82
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posted October 02, 2002 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chocoholic82     Edit/Delete Message

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Sorry looks down,
Worry looks around,
Faith looks up.

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Carlo
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posted November 30, 2002 10:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Carlo     Edit/Delete Message

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juniperb
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posted March 02, 2004 04:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for juniperb     Edit/Delete Message

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. ~James Herriot

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Isis
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posted March 04, 2004 03:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Isis     Edit/Delete Message
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...it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying.
LMAO

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lunarlove7
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posted March 05, 2004 09:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lunarlove7     Edit/Delete Message
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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