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raj_105_2001
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posted June 27, 2003 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

(Enjoy Funny quotations first part)

quote:

There is no end to time at all. It is circle.

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posted June 28, 2003 04:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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I just played joke on Adam and Eve. I did not think it will become this serious.
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posted June 28, 2003 04:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Only in Time machine Hypnotism is possible.

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posted June 28, 2003 04:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Darwinists are wrong. Man has not yet evolved from monkey.

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posted June 28, 2003 04:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

How do you see God?

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posted June 29, 2003 10:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bauschd     Edit/Delete Message
It's great to have an open mind, just so long as your brains don't fall out

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posted July 16, 2003 02:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

If you can understand nothing you are bad.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Tell yours-elf "I can win" Nobody else will listen.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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I have never seen God because God is hiding.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Laughter is best medicine. Everything else is fraud.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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You can not prove existence of God. I am that clever.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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I am Devil's next incarnation.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

It is better to be better.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

No sentence ends with because, because...

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posted July 16, 2003 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Dear Lord, Only Thou knowest Heavenly Politics...

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posted July 16, 2003 02:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Time management is simple. It is art of inventing excuses.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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If you are five minutes late, it is your mistake. If you are one hour late it is your boss mistake. If you are never late it is everybody's mistake. If you never came to meet it is nobody's mistake.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Because you cannot be best, be worst.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Life is like sweeping streets. You are cleansing impurities.

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posted July 16, 2003 02:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

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Love yours-elf. Atleast some Xerox copy of yours-elf.

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posted July 16, 2003 12:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for matty     Edit/Delete Message
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Matter doesn't matter.
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posted July 16, 2003 03:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lioneye68     Edit/Delete Message
We exists for one simple reason.....because we DO

Because life IS . It just... IS.

And that's all there is to it.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Dogs bark, Cats mew and so on.

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posted July 18, 2003 02:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Life is only brief candle (Secret Tip: Build Candle Towers)

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posted July 18, 2003 02:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for raj_105_2001     Edit/Delete Message

quote:

Your mind is your Private machine.

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