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From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Nov 2004

posted June 02, 2006 10:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Azalaksh     Edit/Delete Message

Date: June 2, 2006

Re: Mandatory Office Equipment (MOE)

Effective immediately, all employees will be required to maintain in their workplace the following mandatory office equipment, (“MOE”) and shall become familiar with its proper use.

The intent is to relieve stress, promote a friendly work environment and assist employees in generally coping with their co-workers and supervisors.

All employees are to keep with them MOE consisting of two (2) paperclips and two (2) elastic bands. See Figure 1 below. If you do not already have access to this equipment, please get it from the supply cabinet. All MOE shall be assembled and kept ready as shown in Figure 2.

Fig 1: MOE - Paperclips and Elastic Bands.

Fig 2: MOE Assembly.

Whenever an employee deems it necessary, or if your supervisor drops off a ton of work on your desk at 4:45 pm on a Friday, place MOE on head as illustrated in Figure 3.

Fig 3: Proper MOE application

We hope that this will help you and promote a friendlier work environment.

Enjoy your day!

The Management

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From: meet me in montauk
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posted June 03, 2006 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for writesomething     Edit/Delete Message
ouch lol

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posted June 03, 2006 12:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WaterNymph     Edit/Delete Message
ditto ouch

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