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Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
Registered: Jun 2005

posted June 22, 2007 12:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
A Life Do-Over Plan! - What an Idea!

I want to live my next life backwards...............

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby.

And then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day.

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case :-).

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BlueRoamer
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From: Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean
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posted June 22, 2007 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message
HEAVENS TO MERGATROID

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yourfriendinspirit
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posted June 22, 2007 01:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for yourfriendinspirit     Edit/Delete Message
LMAO!!!
This is EXCELLENT!

Absolutely hilarious...

Thank you so much Solane Star for posting this -it made my day

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Sendin' love your way,
"your friend in spirit"

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Solane Star
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From: Ontario, Canada
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posted June 22, 2007 04:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Solane Star     Edit/Delete Message
Your so welcome yourfriendinspirit!!!!

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