Here are some quotes on sexuality to lighten the mood. There are some good ones here:"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me, neither." (Drew Carey)
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. (Matt Barry)
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." (George Burns)
"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." (Mark Twain)
"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." (Matt Groening)
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." (Aldous Huxley)
"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?" (Shakespeare)
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." (Mae West)
"The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts." (Heywood Broun)
"Nothing risqué, nothing gained." (Alexander Woolcott)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)
"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off." (Jean Cocteau)
"You sleep with a guy once and before you know it he wants to take you to dinner." (Myers Yori)
"Great food is like great sex-the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it." (Cary Grant)
Natasha
The last one is my favorite, So True! Works for women too, you know.