LOL, AJ... that's a funny pic Turkeys... yeah... I don't feel so bad about eating them. Have you ever dealt with a live turkey? They're mean buggers!
I used to always go to my aunt and uncle's farm for Thanksgiving when I was a kid. They always slaughtered their own bird. I can't count the number of times I was cornered by one of those darned birds. Ooooh they were mean!
One year while I was there, one of their pigs had a litter (or whatever it's called with pigs). My uncle let me pick one out to keep there as my own little piggy pet. I picked one with a bunch of black spots, and named it Dani (My name is Danielle ). It wasn't until I was about 17 that I found out that it was the following years ham . They just passed off some other pig as Dani-pig every year.
Thankfully, I don't eat ham.