So I got hired at this place to do tarot/astrology, and they tell me I have to have business cards and laminated fliers for them to display.So I'm down at Kinkos getting this done- and sure enough, I knew somebody had to be a jerk.
One of the male employees printing my stuff up starts in on me:
"If you're really a psychic astrologer then tell me what my sign is!"
I'm in no mood to be put on the spot, and tell him if he wants a reading he can come see me at my place of business like everybody else.
But NOOooo, he keeps after me. Hassling me in front of the whole store.
Finally I snap
"Lets see, because you're such a persistant @$$hole who can't let it go, I'm going to say Taurus."
And he was!
Everybody was impressed and they told him now he has to go get a reading from me.
Yaaay- one for our team!