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T O P I C R E V I E WWaterNymphTips on how to avoid attracting different signs What not to doSagittarian boys: laughing at their jokes…A LOT ( even tho most of the time, you’re actually laughing at them ) I laugh a lot…I can’t help it. Which often leaves me with one or two unwanted lovesick Sags…quite a disturbing image Please share your tips, so we can avoid these…obviously not too bright individuals hot_iceHow to Avoid an Aqua:If you to avoid them,Dont avoid them,stick with them where ever they go,pester them,suffocate them with affection......and before you know it,They'll avoid you...mission accomplished hq WaterNymph they wont be interested romantically, but you'll have a new best friend MoonDuchess88worship an aries like a God....you will be sure to have them runningsleep with a scorpio on the first date have a sailor's mouth around a libra...that puts them offNeptune's MuseHmmm...disrespect a Leo or get too familiar with them, they will treat you as if you have never existed, even a Leo rising would do that!When a Gemini's head starts soaring in the clouds with fantasy stories or cute but utterly non-practical ideas, slap them with a reality stick and bring them crashing on the ground, they will never talk to you. Same with Pisces. pidauaLMAO...Okay... Tell a Taurus man that you are:1) Terrible with money and filed bankruptcy 4 times.2) You are in debt and most of your phone calls are from creditors3) You HATE gourmet food and would rather eat Taco Bell everyday while washing it down with Kool aid.4) You're idea of being domestic is sweeping crumbs under the carpet and ordering in....LMAO5) Oh yes.. and NEVER tell a Taurus that they are wrong for you astrologically... then they make it a mission to prove you are okay.. I should also add... never tell a Taurus man that you are involved with another Taurus man.. they then believe they have a shot and will do anything to try and win you from him.... (Yes, I have dealt with this recently..not from the Ex Mr. Taurus (although he does want me back. But there was a young bull out Friday night that was doing anything in his power to try and convince me he was a better bull)....Unfortunately, I am not of the above and seem to attract more than my fair share of Bull dudes. Mainly because i am good with money, I am somewhat domestic and I love good food / wine. LMAO.....that is until my full Sag natures pops out and they snort and paw at the ground a bit (hee hee).1scorpFor a Scorpio sun / Libra moon.Ways to repel me. Act like you're better than everyone elseStay in your own little bubbleHave no compassionBe loose with your money, body, etc.Come in my life and try to turn it upside down. Disregard my valuesTake advantage of my good natureDon't batheBe a know-it-all without any proof that you do in fact know-it-allBe a slacker_________________________________________Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury, and uranusLibra moon, pluto, and asc. The Mutable Night ForceI know a couple of things....Way to DEtract a Scorpio-Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them.They'll hate you!!!! Haha!hmmm, and maybe...Ways to p*ss off a Capricorn-(this is almost too easy )Question their sexuality, disagree with their political leaning and call them a left-wing/right-wing moron who wouldn't know a thing about leadership if they were a direct decendant of Caesar. Make fun of their clothes. Try to be their best friend. Tell them what you really think of that outfit/idea etc... basically, the more tactless and needy you are should help!LILYGIRLPerfect Ways to Exterminate, Irritate, Ruffle and Otherwise Lose This Humanoid...1. Aquarius Man: Weeping. Speaking effusively and passionately about your feelings for him. Falling in love and then revealing that you are in love. Making regular, time sensitive plans that involve their presence. Being solicitious or overtly kind.2. Libra Man.Profanity. Dictatorial singlemindness.3. Taurus ManWishy washiness. Really bad habits. Being a spendthrift.4. Pisces ManBeing a masochist, sad or depressed. Only one masochist who's sad or depressed per couple!!! Saying--stop: whining, being a wuss, complaining and by the way get a backbone. Blatant self-sufficiency. Failure to compliment regularly. Few dreams or dreaming only in black and white. Talking a mile a minute. At first they think it's cute then it makes them really mad.5. CapricornPoverty and lack of ambition. Failure to follow directions or respect authority (failure to kiss sufficient ass at proscribed times).6. AriesDepression, pessimism, lethargy.future_uncertainThese are funny!Lauren Scorpio: Talk about how you cheated on your ex multiple times with every one of his friends, on purpose, simply because he wouldn’t take you out to dinner on a certain night. Go into detail and act like you’re very pleased with yourself, no remorse at all.Leo: Wear tomboyish clothes for a while, the baggier the better, no make-up.. Talk like a guy, walk like a guy, act like a guy. He'll be over it in no time. Leos don’t register the thought of girls as friends which is why a tomboyish girl to a Leo is like a -green alien who just landed in your back yard- to most of us. It’s a feeling complete astonishment and fear.. so they won’t go near her. It threatens to rattle their concept of what a girl should be. Fixed signs hold on tight to their deeply ingrained concepts.silvermoonHow to put off a Cancer: voice unkind putdowns of others silvermoon lioneye68Aries: Talk about how sexy or cute other people of the opposite sex are - and laugh at them when they're being all "serious"! (they do this to other people, but can't take it when people do it to them) Taurus: Spend money like a fiend and eat salad at a fabulous feast. Gemini: Look at them strange and say "w-hah?" whenever they say something, like you didn't hear/get them, and find it to be a pain in the butt to try. Cancer: Make fun of them when they're upset. Walk into their home and act like you own the place. Leo: Act like you have no class, nor manners, nor morals, nor appreciation for a quality person, especially when you're facing one (i.e. them) Virgo: Advocate poor hygiene and anticonformitism. Make it your RIGHT. Don't ever remember anything you talk about together or commit to. Claim you didn't say that, or say you changed your mind. Libra: Be a hypocrite. Be hard to get along with, and never give them even a nod in conversation. Be rude to strangers around them, and be comtempuous of art. Say it is dumb. Scorpio: Be a chatty patty, and tell them everything about everyone you've ever known. Be rough with their property, and act like you scoff at their input. (on anything)Sagittarius: Have daily pity parties. Carry on about how sad and depressed you are. Refuse to believe in a bright side. Refuse to be inspired by new ideas or possibilities. Critisize their dreams and (s)mother them.Capricorn: Be jobless constantly, be silly with what little money you have, have a terrible credit rating and no ambitions. Give them hypthetical, nonsense questions than laugh at the seriousness of thier answers.Aquarius: Call them often. Seem too attached. Talk about babies. Say something completely illogical and defend it, illogically. Be emotional and expect them to reciprocate.Pisces: Act like an Aquarius. lol.. nannyfishThese are soo funny and so true! hehehe.freebirdIt was so funny... One of the best comes from you all....lol...still laughing... I am going to read this again when I feel sad... They are really funny. Nice topic BTW Water Nymph hot_iceGemini: Look at them strange and say "w-hah?" whenever they say something, like you didn't hear/get them, and find it to be a pain in the butt to tryOMG that really works!I sooo irritated when that happens...For virgos:Simple,Dont finish your homework and pis on his/her bed freebird quote:Way to DEtract a Scorpio-Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them. That's exactly how one of the Cappy girl would act with me and I still hate her...and Cappy girls have got bad name in my book for that.They'll hate you!!!! Haha!pidauaLioneye68:Sagittarius: Have daily pity parties. Carry on about how sad and depressed you are. Refuse to believe in a bright side. Refuse to be inspired by new ideas or possibilities. Critisize their dreams and (s)mother them.I LOVED that... it is so true...especially the pity parties and smothering. That drives even us Saggie women insane. There is nothing worse than a man that can't pull himself out of the well (of depression that is).
What not to do
Sagittarian boys: laughing at their jokes…A LOT ( even tho most of the time, you’re actually laughing at them ) I laugh a lot…I can’t help it. Which often leaves me with one or two unwanted lovesick Sags…quite a disturbing image
Please share your tips, so we can avoid these…obviously not too bright individuals
sleep with a scorpio on the first date
have a sailor's mouth around a libra...that puts them off
When a Gemini's head starts soaring in the clouds with fantasy stories or cute but utterly non-practical ideas, slap them with a reality stick and bring them crashing on the ground, they will never talk to you. Same with Pisces.
Okay... Tell a Taurus man that you are:
1) Terrible with money and filed bankruptcy 4 times.
2) You are in debt and most of your phone calls are from creditors
3) You HATE gourmet food and would rather eat Taco Bell everyday while washing it down with Kool aid.
4) You're idea of being domestic is sweeping crumbs under the carpet and ordering in....LMAO
5) Oh yes.. and NEVER tell a Taurus that they are wrong for you astrologically... then they make it a mission to prove you are okay.. I should also add... never tell a Taurus man that you are involved with another Taurus man.. they then believe they have a shot and will do anything to try and win you from him.... (Yes, I have dealt with this recently..not from the Ex Mr. Taurus (although he does want me back. But there was a young bull out Friday night that was doing anything in his power to try and convince me he was a better bull)....
Unfortunately, I am not of the above and seem to attract more than my fair share of Bull dudes. Mainly because i am good with money, I am somewhat domestic and I love good food / wine. LMAO.....that is until my full Sag natures pops out and they snort and paw at the ground a bit (hee hee).
Ways to repel me.
Act like you're better than everyone else
Stay in your own little bubble
Have no compassion
Be loose with your money, body, etc.
Come in my life and try to turn it upside down.
Disregard my values
Take advantage of my good nature
Don't bathe
Be a know-it-all without any proof that you do in fact know-it-all
Be a slacker_________________________________________Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury, and uranusLibra moon, pluto, and asc.
Way to DEtract a Scorpio-Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them.They'll hate you!!!! Haha!
hmmm, and maybe...Ways to p*ss off a Capricorn-(this is almost too easy )Question their sexuality, disagree with their political leaning and call them a left-wing/right-wing moron who wouldn't know a thing about leadership if they were a direct decendant of Caesar. Make fun of their clothes. Try to be their best friend. Tell them what you really think of that outfit/idea etc... basically, the more tactless and needy you are should help!
1. Aquarius Man: Weeping. Speaking effusively and passionately about your feelings for him. Falling in love and then revealing that you are in love. Making regular, time sensitive plans that involve their presence. Being solicitious or overtly kind.
2. Libra Man.Profanity. Dictatorial singlemindness.
3. Taurus ManWishy washiness. Really bad habits. Being a spendthrift.
4. Pisces ManBeing a masochist, sad or depressed. Only one masochist who's sad or depressed per couple!!! Saying--stop: whining, being a wuss, complaining and by the way get a backbone. Blatant self-sufficiency. Failure to compliment regularly. Few dreams or dreaming only in black and white. Talking a mile a minute. At first they think it's cute then it makes them really mad.
5. CapricornPoverty and lack of ambition. Failure to follow directions or respect authority (failure to kiss sufficient ass at proscribed times).
6. AriesDepression, pessimism, lethargy.
Scorpio: Talk about how you cheated on your ex multiple times with every one of his friends, on purpose, simply because he wouldn’t take you out to dinner on a certain night. Go into detail and act like you’re very pleased with yourself, no remorse at all.
Leo: Wear tomboyish clothes for a while, the baggier the better, no make-up.. Talk like a guy, walk like a guy, act like a guy. He'll be over it in no time. Leos don’t register the thought of girls as friends which is why a tomboyish girl to a Leo is like a -green alien who just landed in your back yard- to most of us. It’s a feeling complete astonishment and fear.. so they won’t go near her. It threatens to rattle their concept of what a girl should be. Fixed signs hold on tight to their deeply ingrained concepts.
Taurus: Spend money like a fiend and eat salad at a fabulous feast.
Gemini: Look at them strange and say "w-hah?" whenever they say something, like you didn't hear/get them, and find it to be a pain in the butt to try.
Cancer: Make fun of them when they're upset. Walk into their home and act like you own the place.
Leo: Act like you have no class, nor manners, nor morals, nor appreciation for a quality person, especially when you're facing one (i.e. them)
Virgo: Advocate poor hygiene and anticonformitism. Make it your RIGHT. Don't ever remember anything you talk about together or commit to. Claim you didn't say that, or say you changed your mind.
Libra: Be a hypocrite. Be hard to get along with, and never give them even a nod in conversation. Be rude to strangers around them, and be comtempuous of art. Say it is dumb.
Scorpio: Be a chatty patty, and tell them everything about everyone you've ever known. Be rough with their property, and act like you scoff at their input. (on anything)
Sagittarius: Have daily pity parties. Carry on about how sad and depressed you are. Refuse to believe in a bright side. Refuse to be inspired by new ideas or possibilities. Critisize their dreams and (s)mother them.
Capricorn: Be jobless constantly, be silly with what little money you have, have a terrible credit rating and no ambitions. Give them hypthetical, nonsense questions than laugh at the seriousness of thier answers.
Aquarius: Call them often. Seem too attached. Talk about babies. Say something completely illogical and defend it, illogically. Be emotional and expect them to reciprocate.
Pisces: Act like an Aquarius. lol..
Nice topic BTW Water Nymph
OMG that really works!I sooo irritated when that happens...
For virgos:Simple,Dont finish your homework and pis on his/her bed
quote:Way to DEtract a Scorpio-Act like you are fantastic! You are all that and you're doing them a favour just by talking to them... Be vain, conceited, egotistical and then have the nerve to pretend you are well-mannered. Why not rub it in, after making sure they are definately repulsed by you, by winking at them whenver you pass them.
That's exactly how one of the Cappy girl would act with me and I still hate her...and Cappy girls have got bad name in my book for that.They'll hate you!!!! Haha!
I LOVED that... it is so true...especially the pity parties and smothering. That drives even us Saggie women insane. There is nothing worse than a man that can't pull himself out of the well (of depression that is).
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