found this one really funny, thought i should share it with u all....Chocoscopes
Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.
Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.
Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.
Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month. Note: if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying.
Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.
Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.
Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves, and one for you both to share.
Scorpio: Loves to smear chocolate all over their partner, then lick it off.
Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate.
Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.
Aquarius: Loves chocolate—but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.
Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.
Chocoscopes by Bloomsberry & Co.