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Topic: CHOCOSCOPES
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sugar_buns unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 05:31 AM
found this one really funny, thought i should share it with u all....Chocoscopes Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop. Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging. Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece. Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month. Note: if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying. Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate. Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork. Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves, and one for you both to share. Scorpio: Loves to smear chocolate all over their partner, then lick it off. Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate. Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate. Aquarius: Loves chocolate—but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars. Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves. Chocoscopes by Bloomsberry & Co.
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GeminiLover75 unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 06:02 AM
hahaha! I love it! IP: Logged |
astroleolady Newflake Posts: 6 From: in the ether Registered: Jul 2009
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posted June 25, 2006 06:24 AM
Cute! IP: Logged |
mysticaldream unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 09:05 AM
What's funny is that I am Libra and I DO buy one for me and one for whoever is with me, so we can each try them both. LOL, that's pretty good.IP: Logged |
double trouble gemini unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 10:28 AM
Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.thats me..... IP: Logged |
BlueEyes24 unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 11:20 AM
HAHA.. I LOVE the Scorpio one. IP: Logged |
bullhead unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 11:23 AM
i started to think my moon is sitting in gemini instead of taurus again! LOL Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.
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aquaspryt69 unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 11:50 AM
How funny! I was just telling my leo honey, not 2 days ago, how I wish we had some chocolate syrup. IP: Logged |
Dulce Luna Newflake Posts: 7 From: The Asylum, NC Registered: Apr 2009
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posted June 25, 2006 11:50 AM
"if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying." Well, we don't want them eating it all
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aquaspryt69 unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 11:52 AM
I guess I should have mentioned I'm a Scorp~for those who don't know already. IP: Logged |
sugar_buns unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 01:01 PM
hehe so ya'll agree... but i think the virgo one doesnt fit me... the aqua one does...maybe cos my sun is in 11th house. but seriously im not gonna cut my chocolate into bite size pieces...such a waste of time. i simply like to eat it slowly, savouring the taste.IP: Logged |
Kamilla unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 03:22 PM
Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolateLOL... Actually, I do prefer imported chocolate. European dark..Yum. IP: Logged |
Aquarius_Lover unregistered
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posted June 25, 2006 03:33 PM
Sweet! Love it IP: Logged |
warrior_princess20 unregistered
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posted June 26, 2006 03:25 AM
hey sugar_buns....honey,don't lie.------------------ SUN/LIBRA MOON/PISCES ASC/LIBRA IP: Logged |
DayDreamer unregistered
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posted June 26, 2006 07:01 PM
quote: Aquarius: Loves chocolate—but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.
yuck, carob health bars...hehe oh yeah I like to "think" that , but that's not really true. IP: Logged |
aquaspryt69 unregistered
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posted June 26, 2006 08:58 PM
I just noticed that the list doesn't include DRINKING chocolate. What's up with that?? More Ovaltine, please!!!!! IP: Logged |
cute crab unregistered
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posted June 27, 2006 06:46 AM
CANCERS IS VERY TRUE>>>> MY BROTHER IS AN ARIES AND I ALWAYS HIDE IT WHERE HE CAN NEVER FIND ITIP: Logged |