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sugar_buns
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posted June 25, 2006 05:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
found this one really funny, thought i should share it with u all....

Chocoscopes

Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month. Note: if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying.

Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves, and one for you both to share.

Scorpio: Loves to smear chocolate all over their partner, then lick it off.

Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.

Aquarius: Loves chocolate—but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.

Chocoscopes by Bloomsberry & Co.

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GeminiLover75
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posted June 25, 2006 06:02 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahaha! I love it!

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astroleolady
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posted June 25, 2006 06:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for astroleolady     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cute!

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mysticaldream
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posted June 25, 2006 09:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What's funny is that I am Libra and I DO buy one for me and one for whoever is with me, so we can each try them both. LOL, that's pretty good.

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double trouble gemini
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posted June 25, 2006 10:28 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

thats me.....

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BlueEyes24
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posted June 25, 2006 11:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHA.. I LOVE the Scorpio one.

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bullhead
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posted June 25, 2006 11:23 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i started to think my moon is sitting in gemini instead of taurus again! LOL

Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

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aquaspryt69
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posted June 25, 2006 11:50 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How funny! I was just telling my leo honey, not 2 days ago, how I wish we had some chocolate syrup.

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Dulce Luna
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posted June 25, 2006 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying."


Well, we don't want them eating it all

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aquaspryt69
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posted June 25, 2006 11:52 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess I should have mentioned I'm a Scorp~for those who don't know already.

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sugar_buns
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posted June 25, 2006 01:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe
so ya'll agree...
but i think the virgo one doesnt fit me...
the aqua one does...maybe cos my sun is in 11th house.
but seriously im not gonna cut my chocolate into bite size pieces...such a waste of time.
i simply like to eat it slowly, savouring the taste.

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Kamilla
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posted June 25, 2006 03:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate

LOL... Actually, I do prefer imported chocolate. European dark..Yum.

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Aquarius_Lover
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posted June 25, 2006 03:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sweet! Love it

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warrior_princess20
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posted June 26, 2006 03:25 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hey sugar_buns....honey,don't lie.

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SUN/LIBRA
MOON/PISCES
ASC/LIBRA

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DayDreamer
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posted June 26, 2006 07:01 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Aquarius: Loves chocolate—but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

yuck, carob health bars...hehe oh yeah I like to "think" that , but that's not really true.

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aquaspryt69
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posted June 26, 2006 08:58 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just noticed that the list doesn't include DRINKING chocolate. What's up with that??

More Ovaltine, please!!!!!

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cute crab
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posted June 27, 2006 06:46 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CANCERS IS VERY TRUE>>>>
MY BROTHER IS AN ARIES AND I ALWAYS HIDE IT WHERE HE CAN NEVER FIND IT

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