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Deliverance | Which placements would show that someone is constipated in the natal chart, as in has difficulty passing stools? Thanks in advance |
Koniucha | LOL |
hypatia238 | Good question. |
Electro DGX | Earth sign placements; they be blasting ***** as hard as rocks. They be lucky if their a-hole isn't mutilated by the time they're done. Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting. Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids. Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot. ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com |
missblyss | saturn in the 8th lol |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: Earth sign placements; they be blasting ***** as hard as rocks. They be lucky if their a-hole isn't mutilated by the time they're done. Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting. Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids. Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot.
This is excellent. I am laughing but I think you are right on. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by missblyss: saturn in the 8th lol
Huh? Interesting why do you think that is? Or saturn in Scorpio perhaps too then. |
Nine | ^ Saturn is blockages. 8th is house of elimination. Virgo rules the small intestines & abdomen Libra rules the "lower back" Scorpio rules the fronts Sagittarius rules the hips & thighs Virgo/6th house rules overall health. Planets that like holding onto things in the Virgo/6th house region |
teasel | Maybe the 6th house just knows how to deal with such things. A lot of hot sauce, works for me. Smooth Move tea. Magnesium. Avocado can help to move things along, too. Etc, etc. It doesn't happen to me that often. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by Nine: ^ Saturn is blockages. 8th is house of elimination.Virgo rules the small intestines & abdomen Libra rules the "lower back" Scorpio rules the fronts Sagittarius rules the hips & thighs Virgo/6th house rules overall health. Planets in that like holding onto things in the Virgo/6th house region
Well that explains a lot, I have saturn in Scorpio conjunct Pluto and mercury in Virgo ruling my 8th house semisquare Saturn in Scorpio. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by teasel: Maybe the 6th house just knows how to deal with such things.A lot of hot sauce, works for me. Smooth Move tea. Magnesium. Avocado can help to move things along, too. Etc, etc. It doesn't happen to me that often.
Aloe Vera supplements is what helps me but in my case I suffered from this since I was tiny for as long as I can remember but health wise that is the only thing I have. I will never be someone that goes daily ever, I never have. |
colorful butterfly | lol, eat yogart and lots of greens. Drink 8 glasses of water a day along with an hours worth of exercise. |
teasel | quote: Originally posted by hypatia238: Aloe Vera supplements is what helps me but in my case I suffered from this since I was tiny for as long as I can remember but health wise that is the only thing I have. I will never be someone that goes daily ever, I never have.
Really? I had to take Aloe vera for a while, because of my stomach condition. I suppose I'm still supposed to be taking it, but I never stick with the diet changes for long. I have this problem where I can't keep down most food and liquids. Some days I'm fine, but most give me trouble. I usually get constipated when I've managed to digest something for a change - I think my body has got so used to losing food the abnormal way, that it's no longer used to processing something once it stays with me. This is gross. I'll probably delete later. Apple cider vinegar is another thing that helps. |
MoonMystic | This is pretty funny but serious too. A guess would be involving Scorpios house, if any dry planets land in specific places to charts of a person in question, with dry membranes. Some planets to look for might be. Uranus, The sun, Mercury, Saturn, Mars or Pluto. The constipation could be worse if there's too little be water in the chart too. Also looking at both houses 6and12. This site http://www.astroved.com/freetools/nine-planets states that debilitated Moon is in Scorpio. There you have less secretion, even to the backside. |
aquagembaby | quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: Earth sign placements; they be blasting ***** as hard as rocks. They be lucky if their a-hole isn't mutilated by the time they're done. Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting. Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids. / Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot.
LMAO air signs poop smells disgusting? but then doesn't poop always smell nasty lol |
Electro DGX | quote: Originally posted by aquagembaby: LMAOair signs poop smells disgusting? but then doesn't poop always smell nasty lol
Yes, but their poop smells so horrid that people literally faint from the amount of dread they experience from such a horrific smell. It is unable to be dealt with! ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by Electro DGX: Yes, but their poop smells so horrid that people literally faint from the amount of dread they experience from such a horrific smell. It is unable to be dealt with!
Electro you are making me laugh to much! He is right though, their poop smells extra bad. I am married to a Libra with moon in cancer and he suffers from diarrhea and yes his poop smells worse than usual. I still adore him, who cares. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by colorful butterfly: lol, eat yogart and lots of greens. Drink 8 glasses of water a day along with an hours worth of exercise.
Yeah all those things help I agree but even then I don't go daily, my body doesn't need to go daily for some reason. |
Nine | quote: Originally posted by aquagembaby: LMAOair signs poop smells disgusting? but then doesn't poop always smell nasty lol
Not automatically. If your poop is smelly you are most likely eating the wrong things. Dairy and red meat can really light things up. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by Nine: Not automatically. If your poop is smelly you are most likely eating the wrong things. Dairy and red meat can really light things up.
He is not supposed to eat dairy and he does plus he loves meat so maybe is both of those things. |
anonymidarkness | Hmmm ? LOL I know two, the first one has Taurus Sun + Taurus Moon and the second one has Taurus Moon. The first one actually spends hours in the bathroom while I keep knocking on the door, asking "Is it finished ? " lmao. I make sure I always use the bathroom before the first one enters. I do feel bad for the person, but I think the issue goes far deeper than just constipation. Is Taurus related to hoarding? idk, isn't constipation a form of hoarding ? I think hoarders might suffer from it, there might be other causes too ofcourse. People who have a hard time letting go might also suffer from it, passing stool is also a form of letting go in my view, lol. |
hypatia238 | quote: Originally posted by anonymidarkness: Hmmm ? LOLI know two, the first one has Taurus Sun + Taurus Moon and the second one has Taurus Moon. The first one actually spends hours in the bathroom while I keep knocking on the door, asking "Is it finished ? " lmao. I make sure I always use the bathroom before the first one enters. Is Taurus Moon related to hoarding? idk, isn't constipation a form of hoarding ? I think hoarders might suffer from it, there might be other causes too ofcourse. People who have a hard time letting go might also suffer from it, passing stool is also a form of letting go in my view, lol.
My mom has moon in Taurus and she suffers from it too. |
anonymidarkness | LOL, I just remembered that my close friend who told me that he makes sure he takes his phone with him while he is sitting on the seat because it takes a long time for him also has a Taurus Moon. His Sun is in Sag conjunct Pluto. |
anonymidarkness | LOL, I just remembered that my close friend who told me that he makes sure he takes his phone with him while he is sitting on the seat because it takes a long time for him also has a Taurus Moon. I don't know whether he suffers from constipation or he just takes a long time.His Sun is in Sag conjunct Pluto. |
PixieJane | A guy once lived with me who got lost playing video games while on the toilet. Other women told me they experienced that with guys a lot as well (and I would run into that at other places). They get so into their game that they take forever, much longer than it should. On the bright side, the sounds of video game beeps and carnage helped me to believe that at least they weren't jacking it to porn, which was a relief, but also made me wish for more than one bathroom at times. |