posted November 20, 2016 03:34 PM            

Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting.

Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids.

Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot.

posted November 20, 2016 04:06 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Earth sign placements; they be blasting ***** as hard as rocks. They be lucky if their a-hole isn't mutilated by the time they're done.

Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting.

Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids.

Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot.

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posted November 20, 2016 04:14 PM            

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Originally posted by missblyss:
saturn in the 8th lol

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posted November 20, 2016 06:05 PM            

Virgo rules the small intestines & abdomen
Libra rules the "lower back"
Scorpio rules the fronts
Sagittarius rules the hips & thighs

posted November 20, 2016 07:45 PM            

A lot of hot sauce, works for me.
Smooth Move tea.
Magnesium.
Avocado can help to move things along, too.

posted November 20, 2016 08:19 PM            

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Originally posted by Nine:
^ Saturn is blockages. 8th is house of elimination.

Virgo rules the small intestines & abdomen
Libra rules the "lower back"
Scorpio rules the fronts
Sagittarius rules the hips & thighs

Virgo/6th house rules overall health. Planets in that like holding onto things in the Virgo/6th house region

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posted November 20, 2016 08:25 PM            

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Originally posted by teasel:
Maybe the 6th house just knows how to deal with such things.

A lot of hot sauce, works for me.
Smooth Move tea.
Magnesium.
Avocado can help to move things along, too.

Etc, etc. It doesn't happen to me that often.

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posted November 20, 2016 09:10 PM            

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Originally posted by hypatia238:
Aloe Vera supplements is what helps me but in my case I suffered from this since I was tiny for as long as I can remember but health wise that is the only thing I have. I will never be someone that goes daily ever, I never have.

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Really? I had to take Aloe vera for a while, because of my stomach condition. I suppose I'm still supposed to be taking it, but I never stick with the diet changes for long.

I have this problem where I can't keep down most food and liquids. Some days I'm fine, but most give me trouble. I usually get constipated when I've managed to digest something for a change - I think my body has got so used to losing food the abnormal way, that it's no longer used to processing something once it stays with me.

posted November 20, 2016 10:02 PM            

A guess would be involving Scorpios house, if any dry planets land in specific places to charts of a person in question, with dry membranes. Some planets to look for might be. Uranus, The sun, Mercury, Saturn, Mars or Pluto. The constipation could be worse if there's too little be water in the chart too. Also looking at both houses 6and12.

posted November 20, 2016 10:24 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Earth sign placements; they be blasting ***** as hard as rocks. They be lucky if their a-hole isn't mutilated by the time they're done.

Air signs tend to fart more than actually poop, hence their tendency to shart. Their poop smells absolutely disgusting.

Fire signs burn their assh*** when they poop, and often have hemorrhoids. /

Water signs got really bad issues with diarrhea. This is why they cry a lot.

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LMAO

posted November 20, 2016 10:25 PM            

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Originally posted by aquagembaby:
LMAO

air signs poop smells disgusting? but then doesn't poop always smell nasty lol

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Yes, but their poop smells so horrid that people literally faint from the amount of dread they experience from such a horrific smell. It is unable to be dealt with!

posted November 20, 2016 10:33 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Yes, but their poop smells so horrid that people literally faint from the amount of dread they experience from such a horrific smell. It is unable to be dealt with!

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Electro you are making me laugh to much!

posted November 20, 2016 10:36 PM            

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Originally posted by colorful butterfly:
lol, eat yogart and lots of greens. Drink 8 glasses of water a day along with an hours worth of exercise.

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posted November 20, 2016 10:47 PM            

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Originally posted by aquagembaby:
LMAO

air signs poop smells disgusting? but then doesn't poop always smell nasty lol

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Not automatically. If your poop is smelly you are most likely eating the wrong things. Dairy and red meat can really light things up.

posted November 20, 2016 10:55 PM            

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Originally posted by Nine:
Not automatically. If your poop is smelly you are most likely eating the wrong things. Dairy and red meat can really light things up.

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posted November 20, 2016 11:29 PM            

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Originally posted by anonymidarkness:
Hmmm ? LOL

I know two, the first one has Taurus Sun + Taurus Moon and the second one has Taurus Moon. The first one actually spends hours in the bathroom while I keep knocking on the door, asking "Is it finished ? " lmao. I make sure I always use the bathroom before the first one enters. Is Taurus Moon related to hoarding? idk, isn't constipation a form of hoarding ? I think hoarders might suffer from it, there might be other causes too ofcourse. People who have a hard time letting go might also suffer from it, passing stool is also a form of letting go in my view, lol.

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