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T O P I C R E V I E Wsunshine_lionLemme tell ya’ll a story about a boozy floozy named suzieShe worked two blocks on the seedy side of st louisDown the second block sat a chap named jack smoking crackDown the street on the left…. third shack Stoned next to him sat a man named stan who only had one hand Whose aunt had just died and left him a rich manSo stan, the man with one hand, said to jack the chap who smoked crackLets go down the block to the liquer store and play blackjack out backSo down the street they stumbled , fumbled and mumbled and what do you knowThey ran into suzy, the boozy floozy from st louis and instead decided to get some blowDrunk as sots, high on pot, they wandered the streets and came across an empty lotSuzie bent over to pick up a clover ….and this is what she gotStan up till then had been kicking a can, came up behind her and gave her the ramShe hollered and wallered, dropped her drink and yelled ..damnThen…. blue lights flashing, people dashing cars were crashing , suzie thrashingStan, the man with one hand, took off and ran like he had some kind of planBut high on pot, fast he was not… and so he was cuffed and thrown in the vanJack, the chap who smoked crack, had outstanding warrants upstate in cadillacSo they roughed him around, threw him down and gave him a good hard smackSuzie the floozy was still kinda boozy her zipper was down and she looked rather woozyGot ninety hard days at the county ritz in st loiusSo let that be a lesson to all young and old stay out of trouble, mind your own business and do as your told suzie the boozy floozy, stan the one arm man, jack the chap on cracktaught us a lesson, they ended up nowhere and that is the factMysticMelodyHey, what style is that song, Devil went down to Georgia? That's what this is... lyrics to a song like that. How very unusual of you, Sunshine Lion. Don't see that every day! "Stumbled, fumbled and mumbled" Nice line!26taurusThat was one fine rip-rockin' rhyme. fieryscalesWOW! That is one awesome song you wrote sunshine, real talent there pixelpixieCool!I feel like I should read it out loud as fast as I can, Cat In The Hat style. Only Cat in the hat-who was smoking crack style.sunshine_lionPIXIE - it is a read aloud!sometimes i have to get slapstick. you know. lighten up a lil bit.
"Stumbled, fumbled and mumbled" Nice line!
sometimes i have to get slapstick. you know. lighten up a lil bit.
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