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SunChild | > > > You know you're living in 2005 when... > > > > > > 1 You accidentally enter your password on the > > > microwave. > > > > > > 2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in > > > years. > > > > > > 3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach > > > your family of 4. > > > > > > 4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next > > > to you. > > > > > > 5 Your reason for not staying in touch with > > > friends is that they don't > > > have e-mail addresses. > > > > > > 6 When you go home after a long day at work you > > > still answer the phone > > > in a business manner. > > > > > > 7 When you make phone calls from home, you > > > accidentally dial " 0 " to > > > get an outside line. > > > > > > 8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and > > > worked for three > > > different companies. > > > > > > 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11 > > > o'clock news . > > > > > > 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your > > > job. > > > > > > 12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are > > > more likely to get > > > long-service awards. AND.............. > > > > > > 13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and > > > smiling. > > > > > > 14 As you read this list, you think about > > > forwarding it to your > > > "friends." > > > 15 You got this email from a friend that never > > > talks to you anymore, > > > except to send you jokes from the net. > > > > > > 16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 > > > > > > 17 You actually scrolled back up to check that > > > there wasn't a #9 > > > > > > 18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
------------------ "The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois |
jwhop | Yep, I scrolled back and sure enough..no #9 |
Svetlana | I forwarded it to my friends ------------------ You can't lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. J. Peers |
pixelpixie | Jwhop.. this is important, I think it has something to do with The Beetles......... sssssssshhhhhhh..... they might be watching |
jwhop | You may well be right Pixie..Beetles!! Well, it did get me thinking about my bottle of Love Potion #9. Damned cops. |
26taurus | Good stuff! |
jwhop | Hello 26T, how's the sweetest Taurus this side of...the stars? Well hell, let's go all the way. How's the sweetest Taurus this side of the Galactic Center? |
26taurus | Hi jwhop!! I'm super, thanks for asking! How are you, you crazy cat? |
jwhop | Well, they can call me Ray or they can call me Jay and some may call me May but only 26T can call me crazy cat! Of course you're super 26T, just what I'd expect! |
26taurus | "Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy"......I mean Ray. "Just get yourself free"*ahem* Little Paul Simon there. One of my good friends and I used to call each other that. And you ARE a 'cat'. So, it's a good thing. And you didnt tell me how you were! But you sound good....so good! |
jwhop | Well, of course I'm good...but it would be a mistake to think I'm too good Still, thanks for asking. I can't top your lyrics but believe me when I say: Someday, When I'm feeling low, And the world is cold; I will feel a glow just thinking of you, And the way you look tonight.
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26taurus | I do believe you, you big love bug. Can I call you that too? Damn, cant think of any good lyrics to give you atm..... How 'bout another kiss? |
26taurus | Is it too obvious that our Suns are in each other's 7th houses?
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pixelpixie | trumps That's my two |
26taurus | Yay, happy thread! I like happy threads. |
jwhop | Hmmm, two of my most favorite ladies...and romantics to the core...in spite of any protestations to the contrary Kisses rule:kiss So, its off to dreamland...but not before imparting a little Cat wisdom, sealed with a BTW, there's lots of things or designations that don't come close to "lovebug":laughing I just adore happy threads...and happy endings...and to that end, don't be caught on the wrong side of the mountain..... There was a girl, there was a boy If they had met they might have found a world of joy But she lived on the morning side of the mountain And he lived on the twilight side of the hill They never met, they never kissed And they will never know what happiness they missed For she lived on the morning side of the mountain And he lived on the twilight side of the hill For love's a rose that never grows Without the kiss of the morning dew And every Jack must have a Jill To know the thrill of a dream that comes true..... So, never cease exploring the other side of that mountain... |
pixelpixie | Jwhop Just so you know. I know that when any female enters a Leo's lair, they're your favourites. I don't hold it against you, It is one of my most prized Leo observations! Happy to be one of 'em. |
sweetlibra | Good one ------------------ Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. |
jwhop | You're far too young...and fair to be cynical Pixie |
Philbird | Crap! I know all those songs! Ok, since it's a happy thread... here is my first kiss at L.L. to all of you! I'm no longer a virgin Mary. Hey SunChild!
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jwhop | Hey Philbird, anyone who remembers those songs deserves a |