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SunChild
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posted July 13, 2005 07:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
> > > You know you're living in 2005 when...
> > >
> > > 1 You accidentally enter your password on the
> > > microwave.
> > >
> > > 2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
> > > years.
> > >
> > > 3 You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach
> > > your family of 4.
> > >
> > > 4 You e-mail the person who works at the desk next
> > > to you.
> > >
> > > 5 Your reason for not staying in touch with
> > > friends is that they don't
> > > have e-mail addresses.
> > >
> > > 6 When you go home after a long day at work you
> > > still answer the phone
> > > in a business manner.
> > >
> > > 7 When you make phone calls from home, you
> > > accidentally dial " 0 " to
> > > get an outside line.
> > >
> > > 8 You've sat at the same desk for four years and
> > > worked for three
> > > different companies.
> > >
> > > 10 You learn about your redundancy on the 11
> > > o'clock news .
> > >
> > > 11 Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your
> > > job.
> > >
> > > 12 Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are
> > > more likely to get
> > > long-service awards. AND..............
> > >
> > > 13 You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
> > > smiling.
> > >
> > > 14 As you read this list, you think about
> > > forwarding it to your
> > > "friends."
> > > 15 You got this email from a friend that never
> > > talks to you anymore,
> > > except to send you jokes from the net.
> > >
> > > 16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9
> > >
> > > 17 You actually scrolled back up to check that
> > > there wasn't a #9
> > >
> > > 18 AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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"The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois

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jwhop
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posted July 13, 2005 07:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Yep, I scrolled back and sure enough..no #9

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Svetlana
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posted July 13, 2005 08:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Svetlana     Edit/Delete Message
I forwarded it to my friends

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You can't lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
J. Peers

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pixelpixie
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posted July 13, 2005 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Jwhop.. this is important, I think it has something to do with The Beetles.........

sssssssshhhhhhh..... they might be watching

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jwhop
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posted July 13, 2005 09:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
You may well be right Pixie..Beetles!!

Well, it did get me thinking about my bottle of Love Potion #9. Damned cops.

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26taurus
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posted July 13, 2005 10:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Good stuff!

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jwhop
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posted July 13, 2005 11:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Hello 26T, how's the sweetest Taurus this side of...the stars? Well hell, let's go all the way.

How's the sweetest Taurus this side of the Galactic Center?

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26taurus
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posted July 13, 2005 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Hi jwhop!! I'm super, thanks for asking!

How are you, you crazy cat?

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jwhop
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posted July 13, 2005 11:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Well, they can call me Ray or they can call me Jay and some may call me May but only 26T can call me crazy cat!

Of course you're super 26T, just what I'd expect!

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26taurus
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posted July 13, 2005 11:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
"Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy"
......I mean Ray.
"Just get yourself free"

*ahem* Little Paul Simon there.

One of my good friends and I used to call each other that. And you ARE a 'cat'. So, it's a good thing.

And you didnt tell me how you were! But you sound good....so good!

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jwhop
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posted July 14, 2005 12:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Well, of course I'm good...but it would be a mistake to think I'm too good Still, thanks for asking.

I can't top your lyrics but believe me when I say:

Someday,
When I'm feeling low,
And the world is cold;
I will feel a glow just thinking of you,
And the way you look tonight.

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26taurus
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posted July 14, 2005 12:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
I do believe you, you big love bug. Can I call you that too?

Damn, cant think of any good lyrics to give you atm.....

How 'bout another kiss?

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26taurus
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posted July 14, 2005 12:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message
Is it too obvious that our Suns are in each other's 7th houses?

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pixelpixie
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posted July 14, 2005 12:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
trumps

That's my two

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26taurus
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posted July 14, 2005 12:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 26taurus     Edit/Delete Message

Yay, happy thread! I like happy threads.

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jwhop
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posted July 14, 2005 02:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Hmmm, two of my most favorite ladies...and romantics to the core...in spite of any protestations to the contrary

Kisses rule:kiss

So, its off to dreamland...but not before imparting a little Cat wisdom, sealed with a BTW, there's lots of things or designations that don't come close to "lovebug":laughing

I just adore happy threads...and happy endings...and to that end, don't be caught on the wrong side of the mountain.....


There was a girl, there was a boy
If they had met they might have found a world of joy
But she lived on the morning side of the mountain
And he lived on the twilight side of the hill

They never met, they never kissed
And they will never know what happiness they missed
For she lived on the morning side of the mountain
And he lived on the twilight side of the hill

For love's a rose that never grows
Without the kiss of the morning dew
And every Jack must have a Jill
To know the thrill of a dream that comes true.....

So, never cease exploring the other side of that mountain...

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pixelpixie
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posted July 14, 2005 02:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message
Jwhop
Just so you know. I know that when any female enters a Leo's lair, they're your favourites.
I don't hold it against you, It is one of my most prized Leo observations! Happy to be one of 'em.

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sweetlibra
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posted July 14, 2005 03:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sweetlibra     Edit/Delete Message
Good one

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Experience is what you get
when you don't get what you want.

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jwhop
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posted July 14, 2005 04:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
You're far too young...and fair to be cynical Pixie

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Philbird
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posted July 14, 2005 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Philbird     Edit/Delete Message
Crap! I know all those songs!
Ok, since it's a happy thread... here is my first kiss at L.L. to all of you! I'm no longer a virgin Mary. Hey SunChild!

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jwhop
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posted July 15, 2005 01:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jwhop     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Philbird, anyone who remembers those songs deserves a

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