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ghanima81 | Almost all of these are making me pee myself... http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ |
emitres | I turned the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was " I'm sad ".thanks ghanima for sharing the opportunity to wet oneself ------------------ If you pull it too tightly, the string will break. |
ghanima81 | Uranus wants to play... "I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME." OMFG that killed me... |
ghanima81 | He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say. |
GypseeWind | I LOVE textsfromlastnight. I read thirty three pages consecutively once, and I highly recommend NOT doing that! I was wheezing and hacking from laughter, and my stomach hurt for two days! |
emitres | He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say. i almost fell out of my chair when i read that ------------------ If you pull it too tightly, the string will break. |
Lonake | "We are two peas in an std pod" Never heard STDs take such a romantic spin |
FrozenQueen | Ghanima Thanks...a whiff of the spring air is always welcome. ------------------ अस्तो मा सद् गमय | तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय | मृत्योन् मा अमृतं गमय् || ॐ शांति शांति शांति From the unreal, lead me to the real, From the darkness, lead me to light, From death and destruction, lead me to immortality. Peace. Peace. Peace. ♥ |
charmainec | BUMP |
ghanima81 | "Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days." |
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