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posted November 26, 2010 05:26 PM            

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Almost all of these are making me pee myself...
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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posted November 26, 2010 05:34 PM            

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I turned the corner to find her
walking in the front door in a tee-shirt,
two different shoes and no pants. All she
said to me was " I'm sad ".

thanks ghanima for sharing the
opportunity to wet oneself

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posted November 26, 2010 05:35 PM            

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Uranus wants to play...

"I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME."

OMFG that killed me...

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posted November 26, 2010 05:37 PM            

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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

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posted November 26, 2010 05:47 PM            

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I LOVE textsfromlastnight. I read thirty three pages consecutively once, and I highly recommend NOT doing that! I was wheezing and hacking from laughter, and my stomach hurt for two days!

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posted November 26, 2010 05:56 PM            

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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.

i almost fell out of my chair when i
read that

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posted November 27, 2010 01:25 AM            

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"We are two peas in an std pod"

Never heard STDs take such a romantic spin

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posted November 27, 2010 01:33 AM            

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Ghanima

Thanks...a whiff of the spring air is always welcome.

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अस्तो मा सद् गमय |
तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय |
मृत्योन् मा अमृतं गमय् ||
ॐ शांति शांति शांति

From the unreal, lead me to the real,
From the darkness, lead me to light,
From death and destruction, lead me to immortality.
Peace. Peace. Peace.
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posted March 16, 2011 08:15 AM            

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BUMP

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posted March 16, 2011 09:29 AM            

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"Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days."

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