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Xodian | Rene Descartes is sitting in some bar in Paris and has a drink. Bartender says: "Hey, you want another drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears. |
Randall | Haha! Some won't get it. |
12muddy | I didn't get it. Then I spent a bit of my time finding out who René Descartes is (or was). Still didn't find anything until I came across his philosophical proposition. Heh I got it but the joke was a bit stale by then, well at least now I know who he was lol. |
Swift Freeze | ------------------ Learn lots. Don't judge. Laugh for no reason. Be nice. Seek Happiness. Follow your dreams. |
dadoo | quote: Originally posted by Xodian: Rene Descartes is sitting in some bar in Paris and has a drink. Bartender says: "Hey, you want another drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears.
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Sibyl | I love it! |
Randall | I thought, therefore I was. |
Randall | My fave joke at the moment. |
Kerosene | You probably found that on Cracked or Reddit huh? Oh and I did a paper on him but I still rolled my eyes.. I guess this is how people show off their first college degrees. :P 2pretentious4me Going to watch people hurting themselves. lol jk I get the irony |
Randall | Still loving this! |
Ellynlvx | It is pretty funny. |
Violets | quote: Originally posted by Kerosene: You probably found that on Cracked or Reddit huh?Oh and I did a paper on him but I still rolled my eyes.. I guess this is how people show off their first college degrees. :P 2pretentious4me Going to watch people hurting themselves. lol jk I get the irony
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Xodian | As if one can ever be enough... I give you 20 other jokes for Snobbish Intellectuals!
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YoursTrulyAlways | Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium. All scientists, engineers, students and teachers should have no problem with this. Long live Biggie Smalls.
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Lerena | I understood more of these than I expected. |
PixieJane | Maybe not intellectual, but more subtle and complex than usual (Jason has an older sister named Paige): |
PixieJane | I think this counts... |