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KarenSD unregistered	posted September 19, 2004 02:33 AM I have this greeting card; have saved it for years now. By Susan Gross, printed for the Marcel Schurman Company, Inc. Here's how it goes: HORROR-SCOPES Your Guide to a Man's Kiss Aries: "You kiss great -- let's get married sometime." Taurus: "I thought about kissing you, but decided against it -- and that's final." Gemini: "I love kissing you -- wait - no I don't." Cancer: "I'm not ready to kiss you yet, but I would like you to meet my mother." Leo: "You're going to just love this kiss -- and me." Virgo: "I'd kiss you, but I'd hate it!" Libra: "I love kissing you, but I love kissing all women." Scorpio: "If you don't love this kiss, I'm out of here!" Sagittarius: "I'd love to keep kissing you, but I gotta go -- I have a date!" Capricorn: "I thought about kissing you, but the timing is just not right." Aquarius: "I'd love to kiss you AND anyone else who might enjoy it." Pisces: "If we kiss, promise me you'll call tomorrow?" IP: Logged
pisces-girl unregistered	posted September 19, 2004 01:42 PM Welcome Karen What part of san diego are from, if you dont' mind? IP: Logged
Sun_Scorpion unregistered	posted September 19, 2004 03:01 PM LOL Karen!!! Those are great.. "If you don't love this kiss, I'm out of here!" IP: Logged
whiterabbit Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Sep 2009	posted September 19, 2004 06:31 PM haha..this is great. but for virgo, I'd say "um...have you brushed your teeth? Here, just let me just put a dollop of my hand sanitizer THERE..and we're SET. ok..well, just stand here..no..no..not quite right. Um...this will just take a sec, my tie, see it's all bunched up..OH...AND you're standing on the sidewalk, it's like you're taller than me, I just want it to be PERFECT, you know what I mean?" ok..maybe I'm just a teensy bit bitter IP: Logged
KarenSD unregistered	posted September 19, 2004 08:16 PM pisces-girl, this Pisces chick lives in the East County of San Diego... used to live by the beach! That was the best... sigh Sun_Scorpion, glad you enjoyed! That card cracks me up every time i look at it! whiterabbit... you're not bitter, you're being honest! Trust me, i've had MANY an encounter with a Virgo and that's EXACTLY how they'd react! rolling my eyes but smiling IP: Logged
pisces-girl unregistered	posted September 20, 2004 02:57 PM I'm from SD as well You're a Pisces too! When is your bday? IP: Logged
KarenSD unregistered	posted September 20, 2004 06:27 PM hi pisces-girl - my b'day is 5 March (don't ask what year! ) i'm old!) IP: Logged
aqua Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Oct 2009	posted September 24, 2004 06:43 AM too good! IP: Logged
Teo Torriatte unregistered	posted September 24, 2004 07:18 AM That's very funny!! Thank you. IP: Logged
KarenSD unregistered	posted September 24, 2004 12:03 PM I wish i'd bought a whole bunch of those cards when they came out! I keep the card out on my bookshelf and re-read them all the time for a good laugh. I'm so glad you all laugh at those lines too! IP: Logged
batgirl unregistered	posted September 27, 2004 11:33 PM Pisces: "If we kiss, promise me you'll call tomorrow?" waaaaaaaaaaaaa that's true and no one can be trusted. NO ONE IP: Logged

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