posted July 27, 2014 02:51 PM            

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Originally posted by Randall:
My mom is Libra.

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Then you know Just how evil these people can be.

posted July 28, 2014 05:54 PM            

I knew from the start. Only a good spatula would save the Carrot Cake Batter from the fingers of one such as you.

posted July 29, 2014 02:44 PM            

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Originally posted by Randall:
I always lick the bowl.

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posted July 30, 2014 08:06 PM            

Libras..... On a rotten day.

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall.

Element: Air. Libra Air produces a constant droning in your ears. Libra’s idea of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped within a beehive.

Quality: Cardinal. Libra is boss backbiter, belittler, and bimbo.

Symbol: The Scales. Off balance. Permanently tipped in Libra’s favor. Swings both ways.

Ruler: Venus, the goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings.

Favorite Pastime: Smirking.

Favorite Book: How to Marry Yourself.

Role Model: Barbie/Ken.

Dream Job: Devil’s advocate.

Key Phrase: “On the other hand …”

Body Part: Kidneys, full of gravel from the teeth they grind at night to compensate for all that phony smiling during the day.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION
Libra's symbol, the scales, represents life's continual balancing act. Libra lives in the Seventh House of Partnerships. Sugar-coated astrology tells us that Libras are harmonious, impartial, diplomatic peacemakers who seek truth, beauty, and the perfect mate. Truth is, beneath that cloying smile lives a self-indulgent, indecisive gold digger who has the personality of a leaf.

Libra is ruled by the bad-girl goddess, Venus. In Taurus, Venus bestows a greedy nature that craves possessions. In Libra, she bestows an endless hunger for perfection. Libras are never satisfied, with either themselves or you. Being one of the bossy Cardinal signs, Libras view dissent as a personal affront. They pout if you change the radio station. Libra’s idea of peace and harmony is your total agreement with their philosophy of the moment.
Have some fun by telling yours that his or her horoscope disagrees with the fortune cookie they just read to you. That should send either gender straight for the aspirin and a cold washcloth.

Libras are subjective, not judicious. Their skewed sense of justice distorts their ability to accept any argument or opinion other than their own. Being born without the justice-is-blind gene has rendered them unable to remain truly impartial. Argue with one, and suffer a sudden explosion of rage. Prove your point, and vacillating Libra may verbally agree. Silently, he or she will never forgive you for being right.

posted July 30, 2014 08:28 PM            

If You Love One-Libra Woman

"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."

BEVERLY JOHNSON (OCTOBER 13)

She is the sweetheart of the zodiac. Discriminating, thoughtful, romantic, and fair minded, lovely Libra’s main objective is harmony and a meaningful relationship. She is warm, sensual, and feminine, and you will have to compete with several other ardent suitors for her delicate hand. If you’re lucky, someone else will win it. If you thought Snow White’s wicked stepmother was vain, jealous, and in love with her mirror, you’ve never fought a female Libra for a spot in the bathroom.

Along with Venus’ smile, she’s inherited a goddess’s love of excess. A Libra female brandishes her credit card like a lethal weapon. God help you if it’s rained for three days, or the cat coughed up a hairball on the bathroom rug. Nothing chases away this woman’s blues like an afternoon of power shopping.

She never weighs the pros and cons of anything other than when is the best time for her next facial. It’s not that she is stupid; it’s just that a logical thought rarely makes it through the hairspray to her brain. By the time she’s sixty, she’ll more than likely be silicone from the ankles up. And, her decision-making skills are confined to turning in a circle three times and spitting over her left shoulder.

Just like her emotional structure, her famous taste for decorating is totally lopsided. She will live monk-style, with no furniture and a grass mat on the floor, or her home will look like the Smithsonian, crammed from floor to ceiling with every garish piece of “art” she can drag home. The latter thinks any uncovered wallspace is a mortal sin. The former hasn’t a clue so assumes less is more, and none is better than less. Both, however, will not hesitate to tell you what’s wrong with your color scheme, furniture selection, or that Ming vase in the entry—the one that, she thinks, came from Super K.

“We” is the Libra female’s favorite word. In romance, she moves as fast as a starved hyena closing in on a limping wildebeest. Offer her a cup of coffee, and she’ll think you are after a date. Take her on a date, and she’ll plan the wedding. Marry her, and she will make a tender and affectionate lover, for about a week. Then she will present you with her Rules of Use list. For example: You must be willing to help around the house. You must not under any circumstances use her towel or her bathroom. The longer you stick around, the longer the list gets, finally including your sexual behavior.

She will cling to you long after you’ve moved out, even if parting was her idea. She’s not pining. She wants to assure herself that you are suffering and will try to exercise her power to call you on a moment’s notice for a quickie. If you are fool enough to fall for this and expect any tenderness afterward, or perhaps reconciliation, forget it. By the time you get dressed and back to your place, Ms. Libra will be hot on the scent of her next kill.

If You Love One-Libra Man

I can resist anything … except temptation.

OSCAR WILDE (OCTOBER 16)

He’s funny, charismatic, and oozes charm. His sense of style is impeccable and his lively, friendly personality puts him at the top of everyone’s A-list. A Libra male is an idealistic dreamer who believes in world peace and fair play. He will take you to the most expensive restaurant in town, declare his adoration in front of the smiling patrons, and drop to one knee to propose. Before you exclaim, “Yes, my darling,” make sure he’s still looking at you. By the time he’s slipped the engagement ring on your finger, he will have spotted his next conquest walking toward the bar.
Never mind Aries or Gemini. When it comes to love, the male Libra is as flaky as a used car salesman sniffing out his next sucker deal.

He’s shallow. You may start thinking of a future together after a couple of rounds of his polished sexual prowess. However, to him,future is defined as until tomorrow morning, when he’ll most likely forget your name before he finishes flossing his dazzling white teeth.

He’s superficial. A Libra man prefers beauty to substance and expects to be blindsided by the emotion of perfect love. Oh, you’ll hear bells ring, but, after the honeymoon, those harmonious chimes quickly turn to death knells. He doesn’t want a real woman who will jar him out of his escapist daydreaming into a world of house payments and crying children. He wants a Barbie doll to cook, clean, and entertain his endless procession of casual friends.

He’s not into anger. Pick a fight with him, and you’ll get a halfhearted argument. Usually, he will verbally dodge, sidestep, and try to distract you from the original issue with all the nimbleness of a Capricorn skipping out on his alimony payments. Contrary to venting his anger, he will drive you to vent yours.

At best, he’s an indecisive bumbler who’s so easily distracted that he’ll get sidetracked into spending the day at the races with a friend he met in the supermarket while you and the kids wait for dinner. Or he’ll come home empty-handed from the paint store because he couldn’t decide which shade of green to buy for the hothouse.

He’s a master of double-speak. Think of Libra Oliver North’s statement, “I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.” Ollie is the Libra poster child. The only thing this guy will spend hours rationalizing is his bad behavior.

He’s also self-obsessed. Libra Timothy Leary used all of his formidable intelligence and personal magnetism to force the world to agree that his endless quest for a bigger high was actually the key to brave new worlds. When faced with the inevitable opposition, Leary reacted in typical Libra fashion. He devised an entire thought system to detract from his self-indulgence. In his mind, the rest of the world made a terrible error in judgment by not embracing his philosophy. And that issue was more important to his Libra soul than proving that the path to God was sprinkled with LSD and magic mushrooms.

posted August 15, 2014 11:30 PM            

Libra Sun/Venus

posted July 10, 2015 04:29 AM            

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Originally posted by ilunatique:
I'm sorry... I had to.

Libras..... On a rotten day.

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall.

Element: Air. Libra Air produces a constant droning in your ears. Libra’s idea of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped within a beehive.

Quality: Cardinal. Libra is boss backbiter, belittler, and bimbo.

Symbol: The Scales. Off balance. Permanently tipped in Libra’s favor. Swings both ways.

Ruler: Venus, the goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings.

Favorite Pastime: Smirking.

Favorite Book: How to Marry Yourself.

Role Model: Barbie/Ken.

Dream Job: Devil’s advocate.

Key Phrase: “On the other hand …”

Body Part: Kidneys, full of gravel from the teeth they grind at night to compensate for all that phony smiling during the day.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION
Libra's symbol, the scales, represents life's continual balancing act. Libra lives in the Seventh House of Partnerships. Sugar-coated astrology tells us that Libras are harmonious, impartial, diplomatic peacemakers who seek truth, beauty, and the perfect mate. Truth is, beneath that cloying smile lives a self-indulgent, indecisive gold digger who has the personality of a leaf.

Libra is ruled by the bad-girl goddess, Venus. In Taurus, Venus bestows a greedy nature that craves possessions. In Libra, she bestows an endless hunger for perfection. Libras are never satisfied, with either themselves or you. Being one of the bossy Cardinal signs, Libras view dissent as a personal affront. They pout if you change the radio station. Libra’s idea of peace and harmony is your total agreement with their philosophy of the moment.
Have some fun by telling yours that his or her horoscope disagrees with the fortune cookie they just read to you. That should send either gender straight for the aspirin and a cold washcloth.

Libras are subjective, not judicious. Their skewed sense of justice distorts their ability to accept any argument or opinion other than their own. Being born without the justice-is-blind gene has rendered them unable to remain truly impartial. Argue with one, and suffer a sudden explosion of rage. Prove your point, and vacillating Libra may verbally agree. Silently, he or she will never forgive you for being right.

Excerpt From: "Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac" by Hazel Dixon-Cooper.

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This had me almost rolling on the floor with laughter there's an awful lot of me in there..However, I am now old...and use my powers for good lol

posted July 20, 2015 12:06 PM            

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Originally posted by Gabby:
I only use this gift when 2 people are attacking me....I will use things I know about them, to turn them on each other. Giving me the chance to quietly sneak out while they are arguing.
I've only had to do this once in my life and it was an extreme situation that was not fair to begin with, I was being attacked for things that were not my fault and had nothing to do with me at all!
I can see how using this to stir up trouble is very inappropriate and makes us look bad...did that libra have some scorpio, cancer or cap in their chart or serious Pluto/power issues?

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posted December 18, 2015 10:55 AM            

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Originally posted by ilunatique:
I'm sorry... I had to.

Libras..... On a rotten day.

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall.

Element: Air. Libra Air produces a constant droning in your ears. Libra’s idea of rational discussion is that they discuss and you listen rationally. Eventually, you feel like your head is trapped within a beehive.

Quality: Cardinal. Libra is boss backbiter, belittler, and bimbo.

Symbol: The Scales. Off balance. Permanently tipped in Libra’s favor. Swings both ways.

Ruler: Venus, the goddess of plastic surgeons and mirrored ceilings.

Favorite Pastime: Smirking.

Favorite Book: How to Marry Yourself.

Role Model: Barbie/Ken.

Dream Job: Devil’s advocate.

Key Phrase: “On the other hand …”

Excerpt From: "Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac" by Hazel Dixon-Cooper.

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ROFL. Oh no. I'm a Libra and this made me laugh. I see a few other Libras too taking it pretty well. See, we're good sports, most days.

In fact, you could add an "If you're a parent of a Libra..." article. Mum & dad would get a kick out of it.